Update: I think I found the shorts.
… I think it’s 5 inch shorts that are normal. But I’m never crossed my mind that because I’m vertically challenged, they might not look how I want it and needed to go shorter shorts.
-I’m probably not helping myself by saying this… right?
So I’ve seen guys with shorts that are like…
Short as half their thighs and I’ve always wanted those shorts cuz all my shorts stop at my knees.
I thought those were booty shorts so I always told my friends I wanted booty shorts.
I didn’t know they had an actual name.