CFA. Caution: will tweet a lot (of bad opinions) about sports (NFL/MLB), sabermetrics, movies (especially 00s comedies), and television. Sometimes my dogs too.

Joined April 2009
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Friends: I started a Substack called "The Analytics Say..." where I'm going to be writing about thoughts that are too long for Twitter. It is free and will always be free. My first post is on where does the Royals organization goes from here theanalyticssay.substack.com…

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Kolek is interesting because the ERA is shiny but he's 29 and it's not like the peripherals jump off the page and he's gotten some good defensive help behind him. Reminds me of Brett Anderson.
My tierlist of where I currently stand regarding each Royals player's trade deadline fate
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USA just has to win a knockout game and we'll have had a great half of a sports year so far
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Seahawks took down the frauds Knicks long drought over Lando Norris Indiana title Venezuela WBC
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Do have to say how hard "New York New York" goes man. When that "start spreading the news..." comes on, sheesh
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I'm sorry but the person who designed these isn't seeing heaven. Not going to hell to be clear, this is a purgatory offense
Knicks wearing locker room T’s that glisten. Fanatics selling the limited edition T’s for $60.
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Congrats to the Knicks and fans (Dolan is going to the 12th circle of hell still)
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And the veneers are being left on this side of existence buddy
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Hope all the Knicks fans down there are eating good on carne guisada tonight after the game
Congrats to the Knicks and fans (Dolan is going to the 12th circle of hell still)
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An AI written ass article confusing Taylor Lewan for Taylor Decker and even includes a tweet from *2023* about Lewan, with multiple typos and pure clanker slop phrasing
Rams may need to act sooner than later with Taylor Lewan turfshowtimes.com/los-angele…
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Is there no way to watch this NBA game not on local ABC? (I can sail the high seas on my laptop)
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They are going to be in this weather alert interruption for at least another 30-40 minutes man
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Let's just call hydration breaks what they are, commercial breaks. They are breaks for commercials to air.
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If I see you eating a baked potato at a sporting event it is on sight
Which row would you want to enjoy MOST at a game? ⚾️
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Pretty cool. They have this in the MLB app (for baseball games not soccer), but it just doesn't quite hit as good given the slower pace of action and discrete plays
We've got this incredible feature on the BBC through the World Cup. For games the BBC cover, you can watch the games live (or back) in this 3D space, freely controlling the camera angle or viewing it in first person from any players' POV. Top for tactical insight. See here: 3d-bbc.co.uk/
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This is now the 2nd time in the past 10 years the Royals have given up 9 runs in the first inning to the Astros at home in June
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And btw the next day they gave up 7 runs in the 2nd, which was an improvement
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I recall this game specifically because I was watching it in Japan while getting ready in the morning
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Royals aren't going to Vin Mazzaro Luinder Avila
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(I'm on team Not His Fault for Mazzaro btw)
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Non-baseball folks, this guy is the baseball equivalent of Tavon Austin or Seventh Woods mixtapes
Welcome to The Show, Blaze! We have selected the contract of INF Blaze Jordan from Memphis (AAA).
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