I like punching. And nerd shit.
Joined June 2011
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13 Apr 2025
ha! I told all you a decade ago. @PaddyTheBaddy is the real deal. #UFC314
what a fanfuckingtastic fight.
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9 Apr 2025
I was overjoyed to read that Quinn has been removed as director at @MutterMuseum, hopefully signaling a return to the "disturbingly informed" aesthetic that made the place remarkable!
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28 Mar 2025
absolutely LOVING @Sethrogen's #TheStudio. it's like Seth is crafting his own Living In Oblivion (w/ @steve_buscemii!). The Oner might be the only episode of TV I've watched 3 times in a row.
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5 Mar 2025
absolutely wild that @RepAlGreen is the only one to show any spine. totally threw Trump off his game.
the rest of the Dems just... sitting there.
stunning.
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10 Aug 2024
anything that smacks of empathy or inclusion is considered "bizarre behavior" by these folks. and no one is surprised. on brand.
9 Aug 2024
I know there are all kinds of places to attack Tim Walz — all of them legitimate — but we should also really spend some time on the fact that this man decided to be an “advisor” for the gay club at his high school when he was a teacher there. Very bizarre behavior at a minimum. Something to look into. This guy is not right. And it’s not just because he’s a stolen valor fraud, though that is a very important point.
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28 Jul 2024
years ago, I was hyping up @PaddyTheBaddy when he was in @CageWarriors still, and people chuckled.
I feel vindicated today.
#UFC304
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26 Dec 2023
wtf kind of headline is that? I'm pretty sure you meant "defense against Russian invasion"? right?
With hopes of victory fading, Ukraine's war against Russia could get even harder in 2024 cnbc.com/2023/12/26/what-cou…
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18 Dec 2023
not sure how I totally slept on @KarateCombat, but man, this is filthy good fun. and stoked to see @robinblackmma gesticulating at ringside. I certainly AM enjoying the hostilities!
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4 Nov 2023
Story time! 1/14
I am absolutely LIVID with the my purchase experience from Samsung. RUN AWAY WHILE YOU CAN!
So I order a new Samsung fridge on Aug, not knowing it was gonna be a wild ride. I ordered the fridge from @Samsung/@SamsungUS, paid by through @TD_bank.
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18 Aug 2023
I would like to give a big fat hearty fuck you to @AmazonStudios for canceling The Peripheral. I'm so sorry @ChloeGMoretz, they screwed you out of a great cult series.
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9 May 2023
Trump was found liable for sexual assault and not rape because E Jean Carroll couldn't tell if it was his penis or finger is the best low-key burn I've ever heard.
9 May 2023
WATCH: Jurors unanimously conclude Donald Trump sexually abused and defamed E. Jean Carroll. Lisa Rubin discusses verdict. msnbc.com/live
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16 Apr 2023
every couple years, I remember @BattleBots exists, & I get super stoked. and then, even more excited when I remember @kennyflorian does the play-by-play! team #RIPperoni!
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1 Jan 2023
This dudes stuff is awesome. If you're nearby, he's worth hooking up with.
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20 Dec 2022
It's interesting that @elonmusk thinks "skin in the game" only means those that give him money, as opposed to the millions that give content, which is what makes this whole thing actually valuable.
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18 Nov 2022
Seeing as I've hardly used #RIPTwitter in the last 5 years, I really shouldn't fucking care.
I do feel bad for my MMA pals tho.
The rest of it can fuck off into the sunset. Humanity is better for it.
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6 Sep 2022
Wild lil story from my hometown.
'Nice football playing high-school kid' goes missing in possibly nefarious way, whole county freaks out looking for him. He's found 2 days later, and claims can't remember what happened to him. (more)
thenewstribune.com/news/loca…
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6 Sep 2022
He's arrested 24 hours later for the murder of man. The man turns out to be the ex-fiance of his mom, scetchy biker dude.
Speculation runs rampant for motive, everyone assumes that dude must have done horrible things.
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6 Sep 2022
Then today, in another wild twist, turns out biker friends of biker dead dude threatened footballer kid and his family with harm if the kid didn't break into biker dudes home to steal firearms from him and then dispose of them.