roommate found out I’ve been skipping my head meds happy Friday

this is insane

rather have a QB on my tr being a degen instead of getting hammered and racing challengers until someone is fucking dead

bad night to be a couch

raid at exit 37

If James Talarico was a real Texan he’d be dating a big ol woman from San Antonio

last week i was playing keno and this crazy gypsy lady with grey hair down to her ass strolled in with an ziploc baggy of tickets she was cashing. She’s doing her thing when she suddenly stops and declares she knows the next 8 numbers that are gonna hit. I’m already sold so I play it for one spin, two $20 tickets with the multiplier for the both of us — that’s 200k with no bonus. Then we wait. She starts like, making noises from her stomach. Like a grunt or a thump like sound and puts her hands on the counter. Indian cashier freaks out and starts lighting sage, I’m starting to worry about demons — and here comes the board this fucking lady didn’t hit a single goddamn number. Not fucking one. 8 fucking numbers out of a board of 80 and she hits NADA. I don’t like gypsies

Friends don’t last forever, memories do - @SheaInIrving

just found my pack of newports from Pittsburgh. it’s gonna be a Good Friday

its friday, david. be kind

This week on the Sport of Kings Podcast sponsored by @AmWager, I will be joined by special guest, 2026 NHC Champ, Dylan Donnelly, to discuss some post-Derby/Preakness thoughts, and some of the later races @santaanitapark We will focus on betting into Santa Anita’s most player-friendly pools. So stay tuned. The pod will drop on Thursday.

Sorsby 2028

they got 14mg pouches here dawg

they just played like a prayer

won 7 euro on keno and bought spaghetti in a cup

time to experience real Italian culture

asked a guy in Venice where all the stray cats went and all he said was “Chinese”

surviving the day is what matters

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I should’ve spent all of today’s money on keno instead