author of five new york times bestsellers || writer at GOOD MOVIE
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May 26
hello
i have a new project
i spent a year working on it
it’s called HARD RELEASE — A Dante Thrust Erotic Escapade
it’s out today
here are the first 40 seconds of the audiobook, which comes with every purchase
buy it today halfwaybooks.bigcartel.com/p…
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jalen brunson leading the new york knicks to a championship is genuinely one of the most beautiful basketball things i’ve ever seen
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here’s how you make yourself a bonafide, unquestionable, no-doubt-about-it legend
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proud of the spurs
they overachieved all season long
there’s no team in the league i would trade rosters with
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congratulations to the knicks
they were the better team
all those guys go down as legends now
incredible
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can i pull you for a chat
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i’m very familiar with @MenInBlazers — i started following them during the last world cup i believe — they’re wonderful
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Brief pods for every group preview, plus Daily podcasts and reactions, and multiple awesome guests every day with @MenInBlazers
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talk a’ja wilson into retiring
Jun 12
Serious question, what does a guard need to do to be an MVP in the W?
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i mean yeah you can find everything online but it’s way more fun to hunt for them in real life
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i’ve been looking for Breakin’ for literal years
What’s the holy grail that you DON’T have?
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nope i got all the ones out of there that i need
but thanks homie
@SheaSerrano I know you’re a big VHS guy. My in-laws are having a big moving garage sale and have all these. Let me know if you want any and I’ll pull them out.
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Jun 12
got his legs kicked up on you like he’s sitting in a recliner lol he loves you so much
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Jun 12
i love that nastiness streak wemby has in him
everybody complains about wanting physical basketball back until the 7-foot-5 guy starts elbowing centers in the head and throwing guards on the ground lol
Jun 12
As a Laker fan, I know I'm supposed to love what's happening in the finals but I just can't hate the Spurs. Before wemby they were all choir boys.
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the SITTING ON YOUR FOOT thing that dogs do is one of their most charming moves
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Jun 12
it’s hard b/c the younger fans don’t fully grasp how much we fucking HATED the lakers
the closest you can get is telling them to imagine OKC won 3 rings in a row and then we finally beat them and then the very next year alex caruso hit a series-swinging impossible buzzer beater
Jun 12
I put this one over Dirk but nothing will ever be worse than the Fisher shot. I’ve been trying to tell these new Spurs fans how soul crushing that was but they don’t get it
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Jun 12
the MSG one sucked a ton but it doesn’t even make it onto the podium of most crushing spurs losses for me
my Pain Podium goes
1. the 0.4 shot
2. the ray allen 3
3. the dirk and-1 in game 7
Jun 12
@SheaSerrano serious question, what was a worse loss as a Spurs fan: Wednesday at the Garden or 2013 Game 6 in Miami?
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one at a time
that’s how we get there
come be a part of something good
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Jun 12
another oneeeeeee
momentum is growingggggggg
we’re waiting for you goodmovie.substack.com/p/des…
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