author of five new york times bestsellers || writer at GOOD MOVIE

Joined July 2009
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hello i have a new project i spent a year working on it it’s called HARD RELEASE — A Dante Thrust Erotic Escapade it’s out today here are the first 40 seconds of the audiobook, which comes with every purchase buy it today halfwaybooks.bigcartel.com/p…
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SAN ANTONIO SPURS 2027 NBA CHAMPIONS
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jalen brunson leading the new york knicks to a championship is genuinely one of the most beautiful basketball things i’ve ever seen
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here’s how you make yourself a bonafide, unquestionable, no-doubt-about-it legend
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proud of the spurs they overachieved all season long there’s no team in the league i would trade rosters with
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congratulations to the knicks they were the better team all those guys go down as legends now incredible
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can i pull you for a chat
for everyone asking here you go open.substack.com/chat/posts…
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for everyone asking here you go open.substack.com/chat/posts…
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i’m very familiar with @MenInBlazers — i started following them during the last world cup i believe — they’re wonderful
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Brief pods for every group preview, plus Daily podcasts and reactions, and multiple awesome guests every day with @MenInBlazers
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talk a’ja wilson into retiring
Serious question, what does a guard need to do to be an MVP in the W?
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i mean yeah you can find everything online but it’s way more fun to hunt for them in real life
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i’ve been looking for Breakin’ for literal years
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What’s the holy grail that you DON’T have?
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nope i got all the ones out of there that i need but thanks homie
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@SheaSerrano I know you’re a big VHS guy. My in-laws are having a big moving garage sale and have all these. Let me know if you want any and I’ll pull them out.
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got his legs kicked up on you like he’s sitting in a recliner lol he loves you so much
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Agreed.
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i love that nastiness streak wemby has in him everybody complains about wanting physical basketball back until the 7-foot-5 guy starts elbowing centers in the head and throwing guards on the ground lol
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As a Laker fan, I know I'm supposed to love what's happening in the finals but I just can't hate the Spurs. Before wemby they were all choir boys.
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the SITTING ON YOUR FOOT thing that dogs do is one of their most charming moves
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it’s hard b/c the younger fans don’t fully grasp how much we fucking HATED the lakers the closest you can get is telling them to imagine OKC won 3 rings in a row and then we finally beat them and then the very next year alex caruso hit a series-swinging impossible buzzer beater
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I put this one over Dirk but nothing will ever be worse than the Fisher shot. I’ve been trying to tell these new Spurs fans how soul crushing that was but they don’t get it
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the MSG one sucked a ton but it doesn’t even make it onto the podium of most crushing spurs losses for me my Pain Podium goes 1. the 0.4 shot 2. the ray allen 3 3. the dirk and-1 in game 7
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@SheaSerrano serious question, what was a worse loss as a Spurs fan: Wednesday at the Garden or 2013 Game 6 in Miami?
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one at a time that’s how we get there come be a part of something good
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another oneeeeeee momentum is growingggggggg we’re waiting for you goodmovie.substack.com/p/des…
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*in an exactly perfect @GothamChess voice* SAAAAACRIFIIIIIIICE THE ROOOOOK!!!
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