Joined March 2018
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13 Jan 2022
You ever just wanna climb into a dryer and hit Delicates? warm-up for a bit?
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10 Apr 2025
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever had a meeting end early so you can "have the time back"?
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6 Feb 2025
i don't think my shoulders have relaxed in years, they are just slowly creeping up closer to my ears day by day
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6 Feb 2025
desp. need a dog - i have a name picked out, just need my apt manager to get over himself and learn to love pups.
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6 Feb 2025
what gets you more wired, a cup of cold brew or notifications on your LinkedIn post?
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26 Jan 2025
guys im starting to worry that 2025 is just five 2020s stacked in a trench coat
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16 Jan 2025
if you don’t take her out for soup, someone else will
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16 Jan 2025
post-mortem album for my boy mac coming out tomorrow - v excited
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16 Jan 2025
Excited to announce that it's almost Friday.
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9 Jan 2025
And all the volunteers and others who have put forward time and resources to help those in need
9 Jan 2025
Can’t thank the firefighters, first responders, and law enforcement enough for risking their lives for all of us in Los Angeles.
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9 Jan 2025
Can’t thank the firefighters, first responders, and law enforcement enough for risking their lives for all of us in Los Angeles.
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20 Dec 2024
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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20 Dec 2024
Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.
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31 Oct 2024
Congrats to the @Dodgers and MVP Freddie Freeman for winning the World Series!
31 Oct 2024
THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE THE 2024 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! 🏆
ALT A graphic announcing the Dodgers as the 2024 World Series Champions with cutouts of players from the team this year.
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28 Oct 2024
This is Simba and Cooper. They both just really needed a hug this morning. 12/10 same tbh
ALT two little dogs stand on their hind legs and embrace in a sweet hug. the one on the left is brown and wearing a red harness, and his face is tucked behind his friend's head. the one on the right is mostly white with light brown accents, and he has a somewhat blank look on his face like he's still trying to process that it's monday, let alone that it's almost 2025.
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9 Oct 2024
the ish that keeps me going
9 Oct 2024
This is Reece. He has been waiting all day for his girl to get back home. And we are pretty sure the feeling is mutual. 13/10
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30 Sep 2024
Wedding People and Making Faces 🤓
30 Sep 2024
What was your favorite book you read in September?
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