Joined March 2018
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You ever just wanna climb into a dryer and hit Delicates? warm-up for a bit?
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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever had a meeting end early so you can "have the time back"?
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Think i'm over giving men the benefit of the doubt
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i don't think my shoulders have relaxed in years, they are just slowly creeping up closer to my ears day by day
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desp. need a dog - i have a name picked out, just need my apt manager to get over himself and learn to love pups.
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what gets you more wired, a cup of cold brew or notifications on your LinkedIn post?
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26 Jan 2025
guys im starting to worry that 2025 is just five 2020s stacked in a trench coat
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16 Jan 2025
if you don’t take her out for soup, someone else will
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Feeling like Oprah with my Strava Kudos
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post-mortem album for my boy mac coming out tomorrow - v excited
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Excited to announce that it's almost Friday.
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And all the volunteers and others who have put forward time and resources to help those in need
Can’t thank the firefighters, first responders, and law enforcement enough for risking their lives for all of us in Los Angeles.
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Can’t thank the firefighters, first responders, and law enforcement enough for risking their lives for all of us in Los Angeles.
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20 Dec 2024
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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20 Dec 2024
Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.
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Congrats to the @Dodgers and MVP Freddie Freeman for winning the World Series!
THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE THE 2024 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! 🏆
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28 Oct 2024
This is Simba and Cooper. They both just really needed a hug this morning. 12/10 same tbh
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the ish that keeps me going
9 Oct 2024
This is Reece. He has been waiting all day for his girl to get back home. And we are pretty sure the feeling is mutual. 13/10
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Adam Brody is the RomCom King we needed
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Wedding People and Making Faces 🤓
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What was your favorite book you read in September?
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