Possibly the most intelligent human being on the planet. not affiliated with #BigBangTheory Bazinga!
Joined November 2012
- Tweets 378
- Following 0
- Followers 139,171
- Likes 131
77 Photos and videos
Sheldon Cooper retweeted
27 May 2017
GOT MY "SUMMER VIBES" BRACELET STACK TODAY! 🌊🌴
OH AND FREE SHIPPING ON THE ENTIRE STORE 🌎
Thanks!! 👉 21stAndSunset.com
2
4
18
30 Apr 2017
✌🏻Cuts✋🏻
✋🏻Covers👊🏻
👊🏻Crushes👌🏻
👌🏻Poisons🖖🏻
🖖🏻Smashes✌🏻️
✌🏻Decapitates👌🏻
👌🏻Eats✋🏻
✋🏻Disproves🖖🏻
🖖🏻Vaporises👊🏻,
As it always has
👊🏻Crushes✌🏻️
3
146
293
29 Apr 2017
You can tell the gender of any Ant by throwing it in the water.
If it sinks = girl ant
If it floats = buoyant
Bazinga!
2
210
458
25 Apr 2017
It's all about perspective. For instance the sinking of the Titanic was a blessing to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
2
72
161
24 Apr 2017
Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.
4
306
668
22 Dec 2016
I think the tree needs more lights, it's a bit on the dark side.
4
161
397
19 Dec 2016
You can tell the gender of an Ant by throwing it in the water,
If it sinks = Girl Ant
If it floats = Buoyant.
6
273
571
6 Jul 2015
If you're having a bad day, just remember in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2,300. It is now worth $59,565,410,309.
3
163
200
4 Jul 2015
Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, just some gardening facts.
3
192
244
20 Jun 2015
So, Chris Evans is the new Top Gear host, I hope they get the other Avengers too.
1
36
71
18 Jun 2015
I like sleeping.
It's like death without the commitment.
3
168
221
16 Jun 2015
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not rocket science. Bazinga.
4
202
260