“You sound like you need antibiotics and Jesus” - @RoryPetzer 2024
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🇿🇦 I am a South African. And I think we’re kinda fucking great. Sorry, but this is factual. I live in an underrated country. Here’s a thread of why I feel this way.
Spoiler: you’re gonna hate some of these. 🇿🇦
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City Slickers is such a fucking great movie. I had forgotten how great it is. And Legend of Curly’s Gold is even better. The 90s was just the best.
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I’m not crazy esoterically spiritual or anything but I genuinely believe that I am somehow connected to Chester Bennington. Not because I was a huge Linkin Park fan, I liked them fine, but just too many coincidences and tie-ins with my life.
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I fucking love hanging out with my parents.
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I’m selling the video after if anyone’s keen?
I have a date with @ShellsPemBroke for next weekend and am going through my prom outfits *giggling*
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I watched Maternal Instinct on Netflix tonight.
Wow.
I’m not as shit as I thought I was. Thank you docu-crime-series for reminding me that I could be a lot worse ❤️❤️❤️
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Shout out to @byronrode for sending a voice note that wasn’t over 2 mins long.
If he can do it, imagine what YOU’RE capable of ❤️❤️❤️
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I wouldn’t say that receiving gifts is one of my love languages, but the man pitched up last night with a new pair of slippers for me and a bottle of hot sauce I haven’t tried before and now I have to write a Netflix series about it because it was just perfection.
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Colman Domingo looks amazing always. I have never seen him look bad. Or act bad. Style. Talent. I just want to tell him how awesome I think he is.
Just fucking Colman Domingo.
That’s the post.
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I was just described as “a good time” during a team meeting.
I feel cheap, but seen.
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I work with some hella interesting people. Either that or my flu meds were working overtime today.
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I knew it was gonna happen.
And I’m struggling.
I’m having chats with the kid about the fact that his dad chose to leave the planet and leave him.
I’m trying to answer his questions the best I can but it’s fucking hard. Particularly because I have so much anger about it.
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The Duolingo owl is starting to make me uncomfortable.
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My kid didn’t give me anything for Mother’s Day but he’s made up for it by giving me the flu now.
It’s the little things ❤️
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I loved to hate you, Rupert 💔 Anthony Head was a great actor.
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I believe in ghosts. Mostly so that I can shout at them to get rid of my frustrations without troubling the living.
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I know I’m a grown up because whenever I watch a teen series or movie, my first question is always, “where the fuck are the parents in all this?”.
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I was reminded of what’s important last night. And that’s bad animal puns on this hellfire timeline.
What’s the best cow name?
I’ve got:
Steak Lively
Mince Vaughn
Beefer Sutherland
SirLoinel Richie
Rumpry Bogart
Hoof Hefner
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It’s cool that people I connected with on this app are like actual real-life friends now. Like we know about each other’s lives. It’s fucking rad. I like people.
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Heard kiddo plodding around in the middle of the night complaining about a nosebleed.
When i woke him up this morning, there was dried blood smeared all over his face.
This woke me up better than 5 coffees directly to my brain.
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