Devils Fanatic, Gambling Addict, EDM Enthusiast, but mostly just some nerd on the internet.

Joined August 2013
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Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲
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After years of progress and setbacks, growth and stagnation, minor tweaks and wholesale changes, the Carolina Hurricanes' moment has arrived. Full story from Vegas ⤵️⤵️⤵️ nytimes.com/athletic/7361181…
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.@DerekCarty had the whole script for tonight 🤯
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When the recipe says “let simmer for 2-3 until the sauce reduces” and 10 minutes later you’re looking over the stove at your watery oily mess like this
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If you still don't believe in global warming, wuhu island is straight up underwater now
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i don’t even use this pen but i let him hold it anyway
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Bunch of uncultured swines in the comments 🙄
The @NHL announced that GRAMMY-nominated multi-platinum artist, producer and songwriter ILLENIUM will headline a free concert ahead of Game 3 of the 2026 #StanleyCup Final at Toshiba Plaza outside T-Mobile Arena. Details: nhl.com/news/illenium-free-c…
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It's been 5 minutes bro come on
So like Larkin for Hischier 1-for-1 makes … a lot of sense?
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ALT Explosion Explode GIF

BREAKING: Dylan Larkin requests trade from Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC. #LGRW sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/sou…
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Evan retweeted
This mix showed me im not actually bored of dubstep.
Never Say Die Vol. 7 - OUT FRIDAY Stream the @skism_uk mix now on SoundCloud bit.ly/NSDVol7Mix
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Lucky them
NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.
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Evan retweeted
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Mom: "Move out" Boss: "Work harder" Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"
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Community note: “This post was stolen word for word from another user 🤓👆” Ok I thought it was funny though so I liked it
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It’s called “investing”
People won’t pay $6 for a coffee, but they’ll risk $1,000 on a sports bet.
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Imagine ripping some tech house bangers here
This might be my new favorite outdoor venue in Philadelphia
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If your morning was off to a bad start, just be glad that you didn’t wager $55,000 to win $1,000 and lose.
If you saw $999.07 on the ground, you’d pick it up, right? Jannik Sinner🔐 Couple things: •Sinner is GUARANTEED to win •Foazn won’t wake up at 5am to watch I make money in my sleep; you wake up to make money #levels
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Honestly I don’t hate this; eliminates the possibility of the toothpaste falling off and into the sink
bryce harper with the most abominable toothpaste application i've ever seen
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Why do we still look so fondly back on this moment? The #NJDevils have won 7 playoff GAMES in the 14 years since this run.
14 years ago today….it was over 🚨 Take 9 minutes & 4 seconds out of your holiday Monday morning to relive nothing but pure elation inside The Rock as Adam Henrique sent the #NJDevils to the Stanley Cup Final on this day in 2012
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It’s every morning with this shit man
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