Milkshake to that yard bringer. That ol' CV-19 Survivorโข. You will never get this. tumblr.com/palpatinespit
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Shoppy retweeted
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At the 2003 Criticsโ Choice Awards, Jack Nicholson won an award but confessed he was too drunk to make it to the stage. Instead, he enlisted Robin Williams to accept on his behalf, leading to one of the funniest and most memorable acceptance speeches of the evening.
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Eskooo
Jun 12
BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard says she plans to release evidence of more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine, that were funded by U.S. taxpayer dollars.
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Jun 11
Fuck that bitch lol
Jun 11
โIs that Taylor Swift down there?โ
โSheโs not a Knicks fan, get out of here girlโ
The Knicks radio team didnโt know they were on air
Community note
Taylor Swift has been a Knicks fan for over 20 years.
โSwift said her affinity for the Knicks developed at a young age, when she performed at the Knicks Kids Talent Competition at the Garden.โ nypost.com/2014/11/13/tayโฆ
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Shoppy retweeted
Jun 10
First night in Boston.
Waitress: โexcuse me sir, you seem to have forgotten your tipโ
Me: โHereโs my tip - join a union & withdraw your labour until your employer agrees to pay a fair wageโ
The whole restaurant stood and applauded - even the manager
#FIFAWorldCup #Scotland
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Jun 11
You know when players tapped their bat on the floor and didn't have high hands and high premeditated back lifts because the wicket wasn't a road and they had to counter deviation and variable bounce.....
Yeah. Those days.
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Shoppy retweeted
Why did Gareth Southgate have 89 potential in fifa 05 he was 34
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Shoppy retweeted
Jun 8
Is the whole tournament having these poverty goal nets? Null and void if so
Jun 6
HAD TO BE HIM ๐ฅ
"And finally England's American adventure starts, and of course it's starts with a Harry Kane goal"
England enter the break ahead against the All Whites 1๏ธโฃ-0๏ธโฃ
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Jun 9
It's going well...
So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africaโs best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas
Not a word from Gianni โtoday I feel black/gay/disabled etcโ Infantino.
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Shoppy retweeted
Jun 7
Please: be respectful of the host nationโs culture and traditions
๐จ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near Englandโs World Cup camp in Missouri
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Jun 9
Adonbil..
Somali referee Omar Artan, who was set to be the first from his country to officiate at the World Cup finals, has been denied entry to the United States.
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Jun 6
Love Paraguay
Jun 6
๐ต๐พ๐ Paraguay is coming back to the World Cup after 16 long years.
What a send off they had last night.
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It's going well
While we get threatened with hosepipe bans whenever thereโs a week of sunshine, it is estimated that Al data centres will consume water equal to the needs of 1.3 billion people by 2030.
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Jun 4
Right side won there. Would have been utter rape if Glammy had been foiled.
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