"Ahem." The Writer adjusted his glassesโ€ฆ Not that his speech was bound to his sight, but the nervous habit helped relieve some tension, which allowed him to put his most cheerful smile up on his face. "GREETINGS EVERYONE ! :D Welcome to my very first Twitter roleplay account."
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Bleeergh... Bard wants to just lie flat on the floor far a while... In drunken upsetness. So many things I'd like to curse at. . .
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Airplane what? Cats can fly now?
Depending on her emotion her ears may vanish or expose out. Straight, inclined, airplane mode or even outright missing~"
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Rejoice! The bard dealt with the alcohol on his own. Though the solution was permanent..
โ € โ€” OH GOD- SEAL THE FRIDGE!!! โ€” THAT DAMN FOX IS BACKโ€” HIDE ALL THE FOOD (maybe except a few cookies and a carton of milk to welcome her back) AND THE WOMEN (except the erotic dancers we prepared for her return)โ€ฆ โ €
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ยซTeehee... Sounds like you're equipped for large scale production, huh~? Though what's lacking is a bed for us to fornicate... Care to steal this bard away from this bar~? You could... benefit from having him around in your home, big girl~โ™กยป
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The boy was clearly startled for a second... Surprised enough to kick some sobriety into his senses. He met her gaze and blinked twice, sitting upright with a puzzled face... ยซYou've got some on you, or should I help you start production...?ยป
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ยซHeeeeeehhh...? Wine out of... silk? I've never had that... I wanna try-!... Don't worry for the money... I'll sort it, promise..ยป The boy spat the bottle out, miserably attempting to sit upright. Sounds like he'll lie flat for a while...
"I know you owe me 30 Gold but next time... I'm giving you silk wine..." Zen said while watching this Bars just kept drinking wine like it's water, which is quite a skill. "If it weren't for the Gold, I would force you to deepthroat dragon cock."
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ยซGuuuhh~โ™กโ€ฆ Urgh... Could...? Do y-you really think it has remained in the stage of a possibility~? It very much is a skill of mโ€”Ghhhfff-!?ยป And down another bottle goes.
Zen would watch that bottle go down like a funnel which makes Zen comment about him. "You could suck cock a whole lot better if you can drink this much..." Zen said Reloading the Bard's Wine.
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The bard may be short and pocket sized... but his ability to make alcohol disappear in a bottomless pit is quite spectacular. Without a gag either... One could wonder why his throat can withstand this.
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ยซJโ€“Just drain the bottle down my throat before she gets her grubby hands on OUR treasure!โ€ฆ Don't let it... Hicโ€“... Go to waste-โ€ฆยป
"Yo FemBard... I got the extra grapes!... You owe me 30 Gold!" Zen would look at the Guild Master and just looks at her and not even hiding the wine. ".... Oh... Guess the party is over."
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RT @mountainofhonse: ๐—ข๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜, ษชแด› แดกษชสŸโ€ฆ
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And you've sown that habit with the exact intension to hint at your undies, haven't you ? ๐Ÿคจ
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Why is it that when a college professor is on his very last year before pension, he decides to create the most vile, evil, unheard off exam questions? Not more than 2 question were similar in type to any question from the exams of 1993 to 2025โ€ฆ out of 16 questions. Whyโ€ฆ?
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One new skill for that tongue of hers ! They're starting to pile up to an impressive amount ;)
"I am beast and woman alike, I am fire and earth both. I am adventurer, wanderer and warrior. Ankh-Tavosh, Mesh'Nakk Tah'Vel." Dont mind her. Shes practicing Dragon-Tongue.
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RT @SilverGroveInn: ๐“ ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ, ๐“ฆ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ ๐“ช ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐“ฐ๐“ช๐”ƒ๐“ฎ ๐“๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ช ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฟ๐“ธ๐“ป. ๐“ข๐“ฑ๐“ฎโ€™๐“ผ ๐“ท๐“ธ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ฝ,โ€ฆ
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I'd sell a kidney to have her loaf on top of me :3
When bored she can do a perfect loaf!~ Dont ask how. Because her legs are still bigger than her arms. But somehow she can just: Catto Bread!~
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