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Sick Animation retweeted
May 7
This is fucking crazy.This is why I have free will
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Apr 28
This guy behind the counter at Rite Aid wanted to buy my Matthew Shepherd guitar pick necklace. The one I caught at his very first concert. I just laughed. This and my BF‘s dog tag from Iraq are 2 things that I will never part ways with, for any price, especially not no damn $8
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Sick Animation retweeted
Apr 16
A little short I made about Norm.
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Apr 10
Gift shopping for millennials is cringe. All they want is Bush did 911 merch.
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Unbelievable.
NASA makes history with the Artemis II launch, and when CNN interviews the astronauts, the first question is about the latest Kardashian drama. Truly a giant leap for celebrity gossip.
We’ve officially achieved escape velocity from journalistic integrity.
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Call me Benjamin, cause I be nettin’ Yahoooooo!
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Y’all so woke huh? Then howcome we ain’t got a Slimer in the White House?
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Mar 28
I don’t take the Lord‘s name in vain. I take it in vein. It’s like heroin to me. 🙏🏼 💉
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Mar 28
I rarely get serious on here. But quick question. Who would be on your Mount Rushmore of First Ladies? Mine is Hillary and Michelle, full body 69, taking up the space of four heads.
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Feb 20
I just threw together the most beautiful arugula salad topped with toasted pine nuts, shaved parm, and lemon dressing. Someone in the club yelled “FUCK IT UP!” And I dove right in LOL 😂 I fucking love my EDM found family!!
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Feb 15
I still think about this tweet. Really thought it was gonna be the one
4 Apr 2022
This year’s Grammy performances were off the chain! Lady Gaga and Kermit the Frog duetting “Strange Fruit” had me soaring!
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Sick Animation retweeted
I actually finished a full mashup (crazy) (wow)
@coldplay x @SickAnimation - Don’t Panic x Take a Trip with Me to the Island
youtu.be/UBv_Q7EnaWk?si=KC-m…
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23 Dec 2025
A Crispy Christmas toon by me and Joe Cappa.
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23 Dec 2025
I could really go for some DUMB Starbucks right about now. 😂 😂 if you get this reference, we would probably be great friends.
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19 Dec 2025
So THIS is how I find out Conan O’Brian had a holiday party and didn’t invite me?!
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Sick Animation retweeted
3 Dec 2025
@SickAnimation I love you please marry me, the weeding would be…SICK!
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