ORIGINAL CONTENT Points out differences that split the sides of our political dichotomy and laughs at it. My chromosomes are X & Y. USAF Vet
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I propose…
“The X Awards”
Banger of the Year
Best in Journalism
Best in Video
Best Grok Imagine
Best Community Notes
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22 Oct 2025
We should change the name of “everything bagels” to “everywhere bagels”.
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7 Feb 2025
PART 3:
You might be a Leftist…
(In Foxworthy format…)
If you have purple hair…
If you have to even ask “if we are going to keep it”…
If you think Dave Chapelle is a white supremacist…
If you call Jews, Nazis…
(The rest @Side_Splitting1)
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You might be a Leftist.. (6)
(in Foxworthy format)
If you wear guyliner…
If the only flowers in your neighborhood are on a shooting memorial…
If the weather is someone’s fault…
If your idea of a “scavenger hunt” is looting the local department stores…
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What keeps Michelle Obama up at night?
Viagra.
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15 Jun 2025
Time for for a counter protest…
“YES, Kings”
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Woodpeckers sound like they’re having a gun battle in the trees
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I propose…
“The X Awards”
Banger of the Year
Best in Journalism
Best in Video
Best Grok Imagine
Best Community Notes
Any other ideas?
Boost this is you agree.
@Side_Splitting1
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23 Jan 2025
(Part 5)
“You might be a Leftist… “
If you consider Karl Marx a scholar…
If you only speak English when YOU want something..
If you have to wear a mask to hug your kids…
If the only time you’ve seen a gun was in another kids backpack on the school bus…
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15 Jan 2025
YOU MIGHT BE A LEFTIST…
(In foxworthy format)
If you call graffiti “art”…
If you don’t know which bathroom to use…
If you won a bronze medal as a boy and a gold medal as a girl…
If the ONLY thing you do by mail is vote…
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Turns out, if you dress up like a ghost on a day that is NOT Halloween, they will NOT give you candy🤷♂️
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Look out women of the West. Iranian women are beautiful under their hijabs.
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2 Mar 2025
Relax during WWIII in this luxurious underground bomb shelter. Lifetime guarantee. NO returns.
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