Twitter account Beautiful Normal Woman is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Caring about sports is a prison like Imagine being a young beautiful woman saying shit like “Yeah I’m just a little bummed because my favorite basketball team lost last night”
There is a certain Type of pimple that is Only Detectable in your car Lighting and it's Actually illegal if you don't pop it 30 Seconds before Walking Into Work