Joined November 2016
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Sasa Shida ni hakuna mahali mutatupeleka. EACC- Director from NFD DCI- Director from NFD Anti-Counterfeit Authority- CEO/Director from NFD NIS- Director from NFD KRA- Director from NFD IPOA- Director from NFD Police Nairobi Region- From NFD
I honestly don’t think we’re ready for this Eastleigh conversation. Few Observations,. You buy something in the majority of those shops and they want cash. If you don’t have cash, they have their own MPesa agents they tell you to withdraw from. They then make a quick call to the agent to confirm the withdrawal before releasing your goods. That way, they never have to explain their cash flow, but you may one day have to explain yours to the taxman. We’re talking about a multi billion shilling industry with very little transparency, accountability or visibility into how money moves. And as long as they remain the middlemen, pay zero tax, sell “counterfeit goods” the government is comfortable But how dare you use the same business model, open your own wholesale operation and bring your own goods through the port?…..
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Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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Does your dad have an emerald mine?
Next time you think of giving up, remember this photo of Elon in 2008.
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Finally decided to officialize my come-we-stay unkempt hair to something resembling locs... Been arrested and searched 4 times so far... now as a matter of principle am keeping them.. All times it has been a short list; bang,phone snatching or suspicious activity
Yesterday at my ka-local my regular waiter had a fade. I was shocked. "Ulifanyia nini dreadi wewe?!" "Nilikuwa nashikwa na polisi. Per week nashikwa at least 3 times io ni 4k ya makarao. Siwezi afford." Eight years of the most beautiful locs I ever saw. Gone. Fuck cops bana.
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Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.
SpaceX's 11% share price boost has made Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire, controlling two of the world's largest companies. ft.trib.al/wHPQ9gw
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in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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The Chinese build houses, deny tenants water for months, and when the tenants protest, the DCI is called directly, because the Chinese have the DCI in their pockets, to come, abduct and intimidate the tenants... This is crazy... We have entertained this for far too long.
Heavily armed DCI officers in a white Subaru have stormed Great Wall Gardens, Athi River and abducted a man among people protesting water shortage in the estate. The man was seen being gun-whipped before being bundled into a Subaru Sedan.
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Decades of growth destroyed in minutes. Giant lobelias, some of the rarest alpine plants are being damaged. This is heartbreaking for Kenya’s natural heritage. @KWSKenya @Kenya_Forestry please step in. The destruction of giant lobelias is unacceptable.
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I don't understand the revulsion I have with AI produced media... I have been disturbed with this particular ad till I looked at the fingers... Fk you @JohnnieWalkerMx you couldn't afford an actual Kenyan for this advert... Umbwa nyinyi! #ikokazikenya
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24 hours without a formal reaction from the Kenyan government even though it’s a Kenyan court that blocked the US Ebola facility. Why is all the information about this coming from Americans?
We are aware of the court action filed in Kenya against the Ebola isolation facility. We are in touch with Kenyan authorities and are optimistic we can resolve objections.
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This is an impeachable offense. In fact, it is treason against the People of Kenya.
Ruto Forms Ebola Response Committee After U.S. Commits Ksh 1.7B Funding read.kenyans.co.ke/kDlSH
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Do you want to say American medics are not competent ? 🤦🏽‍♀️
Replying to @Branicemercy
Do you want say Kenyan medics are not competent?
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Why do that when you have a wild lab that can 'accidentally' break containment in a far away lab that can be better observed, tracked and researched?!!
We have network biocontainment units in the US that were built and refined with dedicated expertise since 2014 yet somehow we think it’s a good idea to build a facility in 7 days in Kenya with minimally trained staff as an alternative to this This is a disaster in the making and waste of resources which could have been used to help contain the response.
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Piece of advice: if you are a parent, watch out what the Finns are doing and copy them. It's one of the few countries that pays closer attention to their youth. They observe, study, and adjust all the time! For example, they are now gradually reversing their decade-long, tech-heavy education model to combat declining cognitive performance and severe classroom distractions. Schools are scaling back on devices in favor of printed textbooks, handwriting instruction, and pen-and-paper assignments.
We need to apologize to our ancestors.
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"There's Ebola outbreak so there's no public gatherings allowed" Finance Bill watapitishia hapo
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Haha "Hello Moto" @Moto
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A Reddit user found out that Motorola phones have started hijacking the Amazon app to insert affiliate codes - on a phone that cost $1,900 - talk about greed..
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So the stealing has reached Kenya Law Reports? One has to pay through ecitizen to download a ruling or judgment. We tolerate a lot of nonsense as Kenyans. Madam @CJMarthaKoome please have this nonsense by @MyKenyaLaw stopped pronto!
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If Google translate could help Tanzanians with subtext..
It doesn't matter if you’re; 🇸🇸 genocidal 🇸🇴gay and coping about it 🇺🇬fat 🇹🇿blissfully retarded 🇰🇪delusional & argumentative 🇧🇮kenyan 1 🇷🇼kenyan 2 🇨🇩all of the above We're all Jumuiyans.
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When paying close to zero... this is a valid point..
Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."
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