Joined August 2008
- Tweets 3,680
- Following 759
- Followers 1,106
- Likes 252
136 Photos and videos
30 May 2024
Is it just a happy coincidence that as @StephenMerchant’s brilliant new series of Outlaws airs tonight, a new big American star suddenly becomes available for the next series? And can bring his own hi-viz! #trumpguilty
48
8 Oct 2023
Hi @ITVX Is there a problem with The Long Shadow on the app? It doesn’t appear anywhere in ITVX, we’re watching through Amazon Prime
fire stick? No sign of it even when I search for it.
3
283
30 Sep 2023
So as an existing @DirectLine customer my car insurance renewal quote is £550. But just applied as a new customer and quoted £388. Why do we put up with this?
3
1
140
22 Jul 2022
Here at @atkinsglobal we're looking for a creative and experienced UK social media manager to bring our story alive and manage/build upon our 700k followers. Great opportunity to join a brilliant team: careers.snclavalin.com/job/a…
Simon retweeted
12 May 2022
#REFResults are out today! We’re delighted they recognise the outstanding quality and impact of our research:
📚 94% of research assessed as world-leading or internationally excellent
🔬 Ranked 5th in the UK according to @timeshighered
fal.cn/3oxWa
#REF2021
8
82
184
10 Mar 2022
And somebody there to film it, unbelievable. Brave doesn't begin to describe it. Didn't see this on #triggerpoint
9 Mar 2022
This #Russia-dropped bomb would flatten a building — and yet these #Ukraine EODs defuse it with 2 hands and a bottle of water, while shells audibly land nearby.
Mind boggling bravery.
2
7 Feb 2022
The France V Russia Air Hockey final at the winter Olympics shaping up to be a tense affair.
1
2
3 Feb 2022
Yes exactly this, I don't see how they can call it a discount if you have to pay it back. That's not a discount, that's a loan!
3 Feb 2022
It's a loan, not a rebate.
1
Simon retweeted
31 Jan 2022
Not a wordle. Nine children in a classroom of 30 are growing up in poverty in the UK. It doesn't have to be like this.
34
2,461
7,704
27 Jan 2022
Fantastic answer to a moronic question. Clear, factual and unequivocal response, thank you @ZoeJardiniere
22 Sep 2021
So, the next time someone thinks they're being smart by telling you they "should have stayed in France"...
here's the @JCWI_UK 5-step guide to responding, which doesn't involve pointing out how deeply they are lacking in either humanity or imagination...
8
31
23 Jan 2022
Does the fact my four year old son is now singing All You Need Is Love and I Am The Walrus mean we’ve won at parenting? Not sure what nursery will make of it. #googoogachoo #Beatles #GetBack
2
21 Jan 2022
New @YardActBand album landed today, well worth the wait. Another great new band coming out of an era of social and political chaos and disillusionment. Crap times makes for great tunes.
Simon retweeted
1 Jan 2022
Happy New Year! We’re so excited to be able to say…we’ll be re-opening this year! We’re an unmissable thing to do in 2022 so we hope you’re making plans to visit us @VisitEngland visitengland.com/new-things-… #2022NewYear #Lido #ThingsToDo
5
17
Simon retweeted
7 Dec 2021
It’s not the party itself that is the real kick in the teeth
It’s the rank hypocrisy, blatant truth twisting and total disrespect for the public that has underpinned the Government’s entire response to Covid
They are quite literally laughing at us all
37
661
2,365