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Simon🇺🇸 @SimonUTD11

Software Developer 💻 | Manchester United fan with Standards. #GlazersOut Tell Me When I’m Telling Lies. ☦️

Joined December 2021
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Simon🇺🇸@SimonUTD11
31 Oct 2023
In honor of @MarcusRashford birthday here is a thread of his performances
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Dr Yash 
@YashRMFC
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Premier League POTS, yet he can't create a single chance for Portugal.
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So called “premier league player of the year” btw

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Look at Ronaldo and cancelo pisses at Bruno

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Bruno fernandes “best midfielder in the Prem” has to go backwards for some reason when he has vitinha to his right 😭😭😭✌️

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🫧@vizujinx
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Replying to @legayushv2
Even the fucking ref was ready to sprint forward 😭😭😭😭😭
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Cristiano drags the CB out of position, circulates play, only for the ‘PFA POTY’ ‘best midfielder in England’ to pass backwards instead of attempt to carry or progress the ball in order to protect his pass accuracy stats to boost his ego

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aa9skillz
@aa9skillz
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The “best midfield in football” couldn’t create 1 opportunity The top assist man in Premier league history was invincible Leao couldn’t beat one person 1v1 Just send Silva to Real Madrid now. But wait, let’s only talk about cr7…. Fucking dude lives rent free in everyones head

ALT portugal GIF

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Bruno and Bernardo Silva need to be dropped
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@utdbrxy
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just give me anything today big bro

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The CR7 Timeline.
@TimelineCR7
Jun 17
🚨🇦🇷 History repeats itself! ✨🟥

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jαck.
@Utd1Optimist
21h
Anyways, here’s how we scored our hattrick against PRIME SPAIN.
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Selección Española Masculina de Fútbol
@SEFutbol
15 Jun 2018
Gol de Portugal. Marca Cristiano Ronaldo #POR - #ESP | 2-1 | 43' | #HagamosQueOcurra #Rusia2018
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@killeures
Jun 17
“Are you a Netanyahu fan” “No I’m a Messi fan”

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(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪
@FrankEra_
17h
I refuse to believe actual humans think like this.
𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢
@OfficialVizeh
Jun 17
We are about to see some ungodly selfish activity from Cristiano Ronaldo tonight Come back to this tweet when he’s taking a free-kick from 35 yards out
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kordell
@lledrook
Jun 16
yo these soccer niggas got a video for everything LMFAOO
triste y con ganas de morirme ☹︎
@cxrrly
Jun 14
El jugador más lento de Costa de Marfil
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ItzCarlos
@Balatreado
Jun 15
Ahí va Rodri al ataque con España

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F🍑 Jakose@Jakose21
Jun 15
El 11S si el piloto hubiera sido el terrorista de Ferrán Torres
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Dan Thomas@DanThomasESPN
Jun 15
Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.
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Expanding this World Cup to 48 teams was a mistake, now we got teams like Spain actively diluting this tournament for the worst
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Dubois
@CFC_Dubois
Jun 15
Spain struggling to beat Cape Verde is football heritage. This World Cup is written for Ronaldo.
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@Gideoomatic
Jun 14
Van Dijk thinks we can't see him on that Japan header
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