Husband. Father. Christian. Partial to satire. RT’s don’t mean endorsement. If you sucker me into pointless arguments I will usually just wander off....
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13 Aug 2022
…… in fact I waste far too much of my time on Twitter.
Why do I do this? It’s absurd.
Goodbye friends. Time to call it a day.
(I wonder if anyone will notice! 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
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13 Aug 2022
Heatwave: How to keep your home cool
I really despair about the quality of BBC journalism. 6 tips to keep your home cool. Tip number 6 is to go and find a cooler building 🤦♂️
bbc.co.uk/news/science-envir…
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12 Aug 2022
Why are large parts of England now in drought? - BBC
This is the state of BBC journalism now.
Haven’t they noticed we’ve not had a drop of rain for weeks, and we’ve had record temperatures?
bbc.co.uk/news/science-envir…
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Simon Edwards Esq. retweeted
11 Aug 2022
David Lammy has been found to have breached the MPs’ code of conduct by inadvertently failing to register on time 16 different interests.
Oh dear, another holier than thou Labour MP not living up to their own standards.
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11 Aug 2022
I thought that was the HIGNFY audience.
11 Aug 2022
Liz Truss immediately regrets holding a private audience with GB News viewers:
11 Aug 2022
Utter waste of money. Taking an ambulance out of service so you can virtue signal. Pathetic.
8 Aug 2022
We wrap an ambulance for Pride because it visibly shows our support to LGBT people. It’s wrapped only for Pride & not operational but we ensure there are enough resources on the road. We do many other initiatives to strive for LGBT inclusion & equality #NEASPRIDE 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🚑
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11 Aug 2022
Well, just got home from a lovely trip to Spain for my holiday. Passport stamped there and back, yet went through security and passport control in about 15 minutes both ways and at both borders. Arriving in Spain was particularly efficient.
Pesky Brexit.
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Simon Edwards Esq. retweeted
10 Aug 2022
Not one case of Polio has been reported. This is a precautionary measure. Blaming Brexit says all we need to know about you Emma.
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Simon Edwards Esq. retweeted
9 Aug 2022
5 days ago, Keir Starmer was found to have breached MPs code of conduct 8 times.
Apart from the Guardian, you'd be hard pressed to find any MSM coverage
There is no trending on Twitter either.
Yet Boris suffered months of daily smears for being in the vacinity of cake
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9 Aug 2022
Than you! Another reason why I will never, ever, fly with this cowboy outfit.
Now @jet2tweets …. Well they are something else. Superb customer service, superb organisation at the airport, and no queues.
Thank you @jet2tweets !!
Simon Edwards Esq. retweeted
1 Aug 2022
Karens! We are in amesterdam Airport our flight at 10:05, check in opens at 8:05 with a huge queue! Since 20 min we beg to let in, and they refuse! Karen! You really have to have nerve to call people Karen! Shame on @Ryanair
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9 Aug 2022
I don’t really care for John Redwood but on this he might be onto something. *If* we can ensure those savings are passed onto the consumer not absorbed into profits.
8 Aug 2022
Why doesn't Rishi admit removing green taxes from energy bills cuts inflation and eases the bills for everyone?
9 Aug 2022
I do find the irony somewhat delicious when I hear lefties going on about the Tory leadership contest foisting an unelected PM on us, and then telling us we should listen carefully to former unelected PM Gordon Brown about the economy.
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8 Aug 2022
What the….????!!!
8 Aug 2022
This 👇
7 Aug 2022
Furthermore, we need changes to our constitution going forward so this can never happen again!
The way Boris was forced to resign without referral to members has disenfranchised members from the Parliamentary Party.
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8 Aug 2022
I don’t know, he wants them gone, and as soon as they *are* gone he wants them back again! 🤦♂️
7 Aug 2022
Has anybody seen:
- The current Prime Minister?
- The Chancellor of the Exchequer?
asking for a worried nation.
8 Aug 2022
No you wouldn’t, because the wealth would just move to another country that didn’t tax it to the hilt. 🤦♂️
7 Aug 2022
If we put a 10% tax on wealth over £100m, we would raise £69 BILLION.
That could be used to put an end to the cost of living crisis and ensure nobody is unable to heat their home or is living in hunger.
It's not that the Tories can't do this. It's that they choose not to.
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8 Aug 2022
Great way to promote tickets to your shows. 🤦♂️
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