Joined July 2022
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Jun 14
Im only applying only to jobs that have rotational schedules. 14 days working, then 14 off
The reality of the lifestyle makes me laugh. Living at your parents' house in your 30s while making an upper middle class wage? Low key based and Dave Ramsey pilled
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Jun 13
i really did raise an ipad baby huh
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Jun 13
Your car might be cool, but it isn't Joker Tesla with DIY wrap cool
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Jun 13
"I like that Elon Musk discusses our country's political problems with more of a 'Why so serious?' attitude."
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Jun 11
Fire breaks out under Six Flags Magic Mountain roller coaster trib.al/qEgeCIE
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Jun 11
I'm putting my entire life savings into opening a Bricks and Minifigs franchise, buy the dip!
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Jun 10
I'm on a mission to find the stupidest and ugliest cup to drink box wine out of
No lady can resist when you bring out your finest Minions themed china
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My top 8 coasters:
1.) Wacky Worm (Santa's Village)
2.) Wacky Worm (Cotaland)
3.) Wacky Worm (Coney Beach)
4.) Wacky Worm (Sonny Acres)
5.) Wacky Worm (Funder Park)
6.) Wacky Worm (Adventure Landing)
7.) Eejanaika (Fuji Q Highlands)
8.) Wacky Worm (Gillian's Wonderland Pier)
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Jun 5
He slipped because he can't read
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Being raised by 2 parents who didn't hate each other or the world was the biggest blessing
I forget that having healthy relationships and an optimistic worldview aren't just the defaults for most people
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I've always disliked running and loved cycling, but now I live in a place where bicycles are so uncommon riders are probably hit with cars for sport.
So I guess it's time to start running
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I've always wanted to be a cowboy, instead all I got is Budlight and assless chaps
CLOSE ENOUGH
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