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Thanks again everyone, connecting and talking basketball with y’all has been fun! Here’s the whole thread. Let’s do it again next year! (For those who are confused, this was the idea) youtube.com/watch?v=swpdhGPX… Have no fears, we’ve got stories for years!
Another NBA year at its end. Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to see my dumb jokes! Decided to make a thread of things that happened this calendar year in the NBA, here's to another great year! (1/10)
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De'Aaron Fox's 4-year, $229M extension kicks in next season: 2026-27: $49.5 million 2027-28: $53.5 million 2028-29: $57.4 million 2029-30: $61.4 million 2030-31: UFA
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(Off camera): “Mitch” Mitch (holding 🐍): Caught a snake out here man—“ “Mitch!” Mitch: “In fkin San Antonio. Know what I’m sayin— “WTF“ Mitch: “Check him out (shows camera 🐍) “Mitch! Put—“ Mitch: “I’m boutta put it down. Calm down” “Put it in the grass” Mitch: “I was”
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it all makes sense!
James Dolan met with the Knicks players before the Playoffs and asked them for 10 weeks of no fornication, per @IanBegley (sny.tv/articles/knicks-win-2…)
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Congrats Knicks mutuals. Brunson, fairs.
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This was from my Thursday mini-mailbag re Giannis and Boston. Will have more info during Saturday night’s live show with Zach.
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We have now scored more goals than the last World Cup
We already scored as many goals as the last World Cup lol
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We already scored as many goals as the last World Cup lol
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Pat Riley trying to desperately convince the bucks that his trade package is better
Sources indicate that a Heat package for Giannis Antetokounmpo is likely to include Tyler Herro, Kel’el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., either Pelle Larsson or Kasparas Jakučionis and draft capital. So what's holding up a deal? @sam_amick and @eric_nehm discuss. nytimes.com/athletic/7353314…
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a full team effort
The Spurs' halfcourt offense produced 1.63 PPP in the first half of Game 4, their second-best mark in any half this season. They got just 0.69 PPP in the second half, their worst mark in any half this season
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Knicks fans were throwing stuff at Victor Wembanyama as he was walking into the hotel 😳 (via @KingCharge)
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From @TheAthletic: A New York legend was born. The 20,000 Knicks fans at Madison Square Garden understood what they had just witnessed. This was the greatest win for the franchise in at least 53 years, the last time it won a title. nyti.ms/4fFeWB7
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Larry David reacts to the now forgotten Josh Hart miss.
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Wemby was in flavor country smokin these FT's last night
Victor Wembanyama really missed both free throws.
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KNICKS ARE BLOWING UP THE CITY 😭
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THE KNICKS STORM BACK FROM 29 DOWN‼️ THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY HAS NEW YORK ONE WIN AWAY!
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They filled out the permit for between 500 and 999 people … they could have put up to 10K
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James Dolan says President Donald Trump did not fall asleep during Game 3 of the NBA Finals while on @CartonShowWFAN "Whatever you think about him, he's a Knicks fan. I think he's a great guy. I've known him for over 30 years. Having him there was a great honor."
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his hair?
"I started drumming up a dislike for [Wemby] this summer and now it's just at a million. I cannot stand this guy. I hate his outfits. I hate his face. I hate his hair. I hate everything about him. He's such a try-hard..." - David Jacoby crying about Victor Wembanyama
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MSG calls Mayor Mamdani’s permit plan for watch parties ‘disingenuous at best’ and say he’s turning the streets around MSG ‘into a police state.’ “He can't blame it on the President. He is not coming to Game 4 and there is no reason to create a police state around The Garden."
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