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31 Dec 2025
Thanks again everyone, connecting and talking basketball with yâall has been fun!
Hereâs the whole thread. Letâs do it again next year!
(For those who are confused, this was the idea)
youtube.com/watch?v=swpdhGPXâŚ
Have no fears, weâve got stories for years!
31 Dec 2025
Another NBA year at its end. Thank you to everyone who has taken the time to see my dumb jokes! Decided to make a thread of things that happened this calendar year in the NBA, here's to another great year! (1/10)
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De'Aaron Fox's 4-year, $229M extension kicks in next season:
2026-27: $49.5 million
2027-28: $53.5 million
2028-29: $57.4 million
2029-30: $61.4 million
2030-31: UFA
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(Off camera): âMitchâ
Mitch (holding đ): Caught a snake out here manââ
âMitch!â
Mitch: âIn fkin San Antonio. Know what Iâm sayinâ
âWTFâ
Mitch: âCheck him out (shows camera đ)
âMitch! Putââ
Mitch: âIâm boutta put it down. Calm downâ
âPut it in the grassâ
Mitch: âI wasâ
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it all makes sense!
James Dolan met with the Knicks players before the Playoffs and asked them for 10 weeks of no fornication, per @IanBegley
(sny.tv/articles/knicks-win-2âŚ)
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This was from my Thursday mini-mailbag re Giannis and Boston.
Will have more info during Saturday nightâs live show with Zach.
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We have now scored more goals than the last World Cup
Jun 13
We already scored as many goals as the last World Cup lol
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Pat Riley trying to desperately convince the bucks that his trade package is better
Jun 12
Sources indicate that a Heat package for Giannis Antetokounmpo is likely to include Tyler Herro, Kelâel Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., either Pelle Larsson or Kasparas JakuÄionis and draft capital.
So what's holding up a deal?
@sam_amick and @eric_nehm discuss.
nytimes.com/athletic/7353314âŚ
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a full team effort
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The Spurs' halfcourt offense produced 1.63 PPP in the first half of Game 4, their second-best mark in any half this season. They got just 0.69 PPP in the second half, their worst mark in any half this season
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Knicks fans were throwing stuff at Victor Wembanyama as he was walking into the hotel đł
(via @KingCharge)
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From @TheAthletic: A New York legend was born.
The 20,000 Knicks fans at Madison Square Garden understood what they had just witnessed. This was the greatest win for the franchise in at least 53 years, the last time it won a title. nyti.ms/4fFeWB7
ALT A Historic Comeback Makes OG Anunoby â¨A New York Legend
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Wemby was in flavor country smokin these FT's last night
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THE KNICKS STORM BACK FROM 29 DOWNâźď¸
THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY HAS NEW YORK ONE WIN AWAY!
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They filled out the permit for between 500 and 999 people ⌠they could have put up to 10K
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James Dolan says President Donald Trump did not fall asleep during Game 3 of the NBA Finals while on @CartonShowWFAN
"Whatever you think about him, he's a Knicks fan. I think he's a great guy. I've known him for over 30 years. Having him there was a great honor."
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his hair?
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"I started drumming up a dislike for [Wemby] this summer and now it's just at a million. I cannot stand this guy. I hate his outfits. I hate his face. I hate his hair. I hate everything about him. He's such a try-hard..." - David Jacoby crying about Victor Wembanyama
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MSG calls Mayor Mamdaniâs permit plan for watch parties âdisingenuous at bestâ and say heâs turning the streets around MSG âinto a police state.â
âHe can't blame it on the President. He is not coming to Game 4 and there is no reason to create a police state around The Garden."
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