Brooklyn Peltz, fuck off and serve your wife like you were hired to do.
“You’re probably wondering why I’m watching the FIFA World Cup from home…” Yeah, no one’s wondering, Loser. Everyone already knows you’re completely jobless, cut off, and hiding in Nicola’s basement while you leech off her family’s money.
Crawl back there, stay there, and while you’re at it - drop the Beckham name. You never earned it, and you sure as hell don’t deserve to drag it through your sad little “it’s complicated” pity party.
,