Creative director for Cal
Joined July 2016
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May 23
I can already tell. It’s gonna be the Summer of Feet
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This was such a good lie
Jun 6
Holy shit Snow Strippers broke up
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This guy at my gym has a bad sunburn, rental car keys, euro zyns, and two phones. Wonder if he’s visiting for the world cup😭
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The baby hummingbirds are fine. They got pushed out of the nest and are crawling around looking healthy
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Glad they posted about this, I got wayyy too many texts and dms asking if this was me🤦♂️
After Keke Palmer turned up the heat on “Hot Ones” with a surprise kiss for host Sean Evans, the pair were spotted grabbing dinner together last night 📸@deuxmoi
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Has anyone heard this open.spotify.com/track/5Aabq…
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Dudes be like you’re a great girl and I love spending time with you but I think my next hinge match could be my wife
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This kind of reads like one of those racist incel posts
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Jun 13
This is aging well
Jun 13
USMNT gonna win with Balogun up front. Monaco excellence
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Jun 12
Wonder which team my future wife is cheering for this world cup.
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Jun 12
I have really bad news about this baby bird lmao
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Jun 12
She stopped beating her baby up and she’s showing it how to chirp now
Jun 12
Do any bird experts know why the hummingbird outside my window is manhandling her babies like that
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Jun 12
You can always tell when someone is wearing chunky sneakers in a suburban decaying 2017 yeezy way and not in a peak gorpcore urban hiker way
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Jun 12
Do any bird experts know why the hummingbird outside my window is manhandling her babies like that
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