Creative director for Cal

Joined July 2016
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I can already tell. It’s gonna be the Summer of Feet
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This was such a good lie
Holy shit Snow Strippers broke up
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Everyone knows that one whiteboy who doesn’t play about Erika de Casier
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This guy at my gym has a bad sunburn, rental car keys, euro zyns, and two phones. Wonder if he’s visiting for the world cup😭
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The baby hummingbirds are fine. They got pushed out of the nest and are crawling around looking healthy
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Glad they posted about this, I got wayyy too many texts and dms asking if this was me🤦‍♂️
After Keke Palmer turned up the heat on “Hot Ones” with a surprise kiss for host Sean Evans, the pair were spotted grabbing dinner together last night 📸@deuxmoi
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I want to smell every perfume in the world
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When the turkish restaurant bathroom lowkey has anabolic lighting
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Dudes be like you’re a great girl and I love spending time with you but I think my next hinge match could be my wife
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This kind of reads like one of those racist incel posts
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Just remember: After a Travis, there's always a Timothée.
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Seriously what was his fucking problem
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This is aging well
USMNT gonna win with Balogun up front. Monaco excellence
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USMNT gonna win with Balogun up front. Monaco excellence
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Wonder which team my future wife is cheering for this world cup.
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I have really bad news about this baby bird lmao
She stopped beating her baby up and she’s showing it how to chirp now
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ML Buch LA show in October, God is real confirmed
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She stopped beating her baby up and she’s showing it how to chirp now
Do any bird experts know why the hummingbird outside my window is manhandling her babies like that
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You can always tell when someone is wearing chunky sneakers in a suburban decaying 2017 yeezy way and not in a peak gorpcore urban hiker way
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Friday 5x5
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Do any bird experts know why the hummingbird outside my window is manhandling her babies like that
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