Mom. Gamer. Wife. Educator. Exhausted. Red wine super fan. Just trying to have a little fun before I die. Scream tanking is my specialty.
Joined September 2011
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4 Jan 2022
There needs to be an esports team for middle-aged moms who are admittedly trash but need to get aggression out so they don't murder their teenagers. #representation #entertainment #askmeaboutsponsorships
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Jan 18
A squirrel and a sandhill crane are having a verbal altercation in my yard and it's riveting.
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Jan 14
One of my students just asked "If a hotdog gets cold, is it a chili dog?" and I cannot rn...
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Jan 4
Currently sitting in a Michelin- starred restaurant, eating cheese, listening to @tameimpala and The Notorious B.I.G. What is this life?!?!?!
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22 Dec 2025
All of my dogs love Cap'n Crunch and it's none of your business how I know that.
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20 Dec 2025
It's that time of year. You have been blessed with the Christmas dildo!!! #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays
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19 Aug 2025
One of my 7th graders just discovered ASCII art. He was born in 2012. I'm old.
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3 Aug 2025
Ugh. My husband just cracked eggs into a cold pan. Have I taught him nothing?!?!!
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31 Jul 2025
I don't know which one of you got me the dumpster fire, but I love you!
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30 Jul 2025
Some people were asking so I'm sharing my Year 5 wishlist. Please consider sharing; sucks having to buy my own supplies every year. #TeacherLife #helpagirlout #noreallyshitisexpensive amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/17…
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25 Jul 2025
hey @grok in 24 hours pick someone random who liked and retweeted this post to win a coffee ☕
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17 Jul 2025
I just hope that when it happens it’s a Friday so we can really celebrate for the whole weekend.
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10 Jul 2025
13 years ago today, I released "Titan". That's so crazy to me! I should make more Eve parodies. #tweetfleet #eveonline
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22 Jun 2025
Ain’t known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER
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16 Apr 2025
I'm watching this old guy across from me eat pizza with a knife and fork, and it's making me inexplicably angry.
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