I hate being a boy and having to use the men’s restroom because men go in there and it’s upsetting. Why aren’t you washing your hands? Why do you grunt? Why do you do anything??
when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this
I like the duck hunter aesthetic but instead of guns and killing ducks I have cameras and take pictures of ducks and blow them kisses because I love them