🏳‍🌈🇸🇰 | he/him | obsessed with ASoIaF & House Targaryen | aspiring writer and tired lab rat |

Joined July 2022
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House Bl*ckfyre apologists DNI
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"bald slavic man" mind you he's probably doing the touching in the first place
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183 cm AKA tall but unremarkable
Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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Well then you should hook up with your peers
Don’t talk to 19 year olds on grindr cuz why is this boy asking me to host & get him an uber 🥴
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Thank god we're too broke here for shit like this
JUST IN: United Kingdom announces "PoliceAI" to help fight crime — claims it will free up 6 million human officer hours / year.
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VESMÍRNÍ LIDÉ???
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Interesting that they gave Maekar's lines to Aerion in that scene but I like it even tho I'm not a fan of them turning Maekar into a doofus who doesn't know about the trial of seven
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I'm like halfway through The Hedge Knight and so far I have to say that Dunk seems less awkward and insecure than in the show, which is interesting considering his show counterpart clearly being older than 16
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Seeing Rhaena struggle with Sheepstealer makes me wish we'll get to see book!Dany actually learn the ropes over time instead of being instantly good at dragonriding like in the show
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Her last chapters in ADwD had some of that for sure, but I need more. Give me Dany slipping from Drogon's back when landing. Give me Dany making Drogon crash into stuff when swerving.

ALT Parallel Parking Fail GIF

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Her Children of Dune arc is now complete
How the mighty have fallen. I’m glad I have a new hobby.
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Rightfully so
"are convincing themselves" people speak about us like we should be institutionalized
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Their impact
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Clavicular announces that he will also be getting laser beard hair removal, saying that having a beard is “cope”😳
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Bartimos shall be avenged

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Dan Fogler teases his new character Ser Torrhen Manderly in ‘House Of The Dragon’ Season 3: “He’s come to do everyone’s taxes and he hopes one day to be a dragon rider” #HOTD
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If the alleged leaks about the dragonseeds not participating in the Gullet prove true I guess I'll join the Condal-Martin war after all...
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It would be especially eggregious when we take into context how much new stuff they're going to do that wasn't in F&B in the first place... like I'd rather they axed Sheepstealer entirely if it meant we'd have the budget for a glimpse of the other three dragons in battle lol
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By the time he's done with surgeries he'll look like Pete Burns
Clavicular before and after rhinoplasty(nosejob) and otoplasty(ear pinning)
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every single character assassinated, plot lines ruined, themes thrown out of the window all because the writers like olivia cooke so much that they’re willing to do everything to put her on screen and give her importance, since she’s the only beautiful woman they think they have
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It's gonna be a new edition of Fire and Blood for sure

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really trying to not go completely delusional over that last part
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The bookmarks are scaring me ngl

The whole "romance" between Black Aly and Cregan Stark sucks so much it genuinely made me question whether it actually came from GRRM in the first place
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The whole "romance" between Black Aly and Cregan Stark sucks so much it genuinely made me question whether it actually came from GRRM in the first place
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Sure there are more infamous passages concerning romance and sex in ASoIaF, but at least Fat Pink Mast and Myrish Swamp have more to them than whatever the fuck happened between those two lol
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