Originally from Chicago, I'm now an aspiring TV writer in LA, music journalist and avid traveler. I've visited 30 countries including Nepal, Cuba and Japan.

Joined February 2016
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Dozens of very fine people. #TrumpTaxDeductions
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The media is the enemy of the people. On occasions when we’re exposed. #RepublicanCampaignSlogans
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Be best! Whatever the phuck that means. #RepublicanCampaignSlogans
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Grammar and laws are for pussies. And democrats. #RepublicanCampaignSlogans
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Any election we don’t win is rigged. #RepublicanCampaignSlogans
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God bless America! And any other country that helps us get elected. #RepublicanCampaignSlogans
The Constitution: a guideline for us, the law of the land for everyone else. #RepublicanCampaignSlogans
Eve of Obstruction #ImpeachASong
An inmate that *doesn’t* snitch to the warden. #UnlikelyTrumpFutureJobs
#AlsoFoundOnTheSecretServer Donald’s codes to override every spellchecker ever made.
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Covfefe, hamberders and a smocking gun. Oh, and a witch or two... for when they’re in season. #AlsoFoundOnTheSecretServer
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I’m a Liddle concerned that DT will think that the new Netflix show #ThePolitician is a documentary. Actually, I’m more concerned that he thinks his presidency is a reality show.
Fake news. Especially when it isn’t. Which is 99.999% of the time. #DonaldTrumpsPetPeeves
The educated. Those who pay attention. Those with the capacity for independent thought. Oh, and women. Any woman for any reason. #DonaldTrumpsPetPeeves
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The next time Mnuchin goes on an interview show, he’ll hand the host a list of questions to ask. The fun starts when he begins to deliver his memorized answers out of order.
And, mere moments ago, I’d burnt my toast slightly. So I scraped off most of the burned parts. Then I rinsed off my fingers of my right hand. Then, having not had enough sleep, I went on to rinse the toast. Seriously. Just now.
What is a load of nonsense that my followers will swallow anyway? #TrumpJeopardyAnswers
Money from Mexico for the wall. #ThingsThatKeepDisappearing
Be quiet in libraries. #ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo
Kim KarCashewian #NuttyCelebrities
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