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“Sadly he keeps both of them on him at all times. He’s very picky with his ‘toy’.”
Alfred . . Where does Bruce keep his spare key for the Batmobile ?
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Places a pillow at her head along with a nice warm blanket.
She fell asleep on the floor, again
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Perfect. Grab a mop. He’s dusting the ball room chandelier
She'll happily help then
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“I will have bleach and dawn soap with me. I’ll make sure to aim for mouth.”
OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
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“He stained my clothes I just dry cleaned.”
Jun 13
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He could manage. But helped is always appreciated.
Does he need help ?
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He would put his things down and prided to walk over. Arms out wide to give her a hug.
“I do enjoy good surprise. It’s such a pleasure to see you again.”
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“ i’d call ahead , but
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“I’m sure there are. But I couldn’t dare break their hearts.”
Jun 13
“I think you can pull some chicks! For your old age, I’m sure there’s grandmas out there in your local area waiting.”
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“I did so in the past. But quite too old now.”
Jun 13
“Stunting on these woman!!”
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“He had the audacity to put ketchup stains on my fresh dry cleaned clothes that I just finished.”
Jun 13
Eh.ᐣ
“What'd the man ever do to you, Alfredo.ᐣ”
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“Oh? And what might that be?”
Jun 13
I sto— got you something.
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“You should have seen me in my glory days. That’s lovely, but I would pass on his head. I just want to beat some bloody manners into his head.”
"You are not a hound, Alfred. And hell, ask and I shall hand you his head. On a silver platter! Figured you'd like that, being a butler and all."
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“Yess?”
Jun 13
Alfredddddddddd
Alfreddddddddddddd
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“A butler that cleans stains vs someone that creates them. Just wait till I get my paws on him.”
... That's kind of embarrassing for him.
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Alfred Pennyworth retweeted
13 Apr 2020
ʙᴀᴛɢɪʀʟ •• ʙᴀʀʙᴀʀᴀ ɢᴏʀᴅᴏɴ
21 ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴇsᴄ.
ᴅᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴏᴛ
#DCRP
ғᴄ •• ʜᴏʟʟᴀɴᴅ ʀᴏᴅᴇɴ
ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ #catulus_ɴɪx ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʀᴛ's?
"ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ɢɪғᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ's ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ. ᴅᴇᴀʀ ᴅɪʀᴛʙᴀɢs.. ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʙᴀᴛɢɪʀʟ!"
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// Thank you @ClassicCrusades for this elegant new look for good ole Alfred.
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RT @erstwhilerots: ⠀
⠀ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀[ DC OC - The Black Swan ]
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠLillianne Vale
ᅠᅠᅠᅠVigilante - Umbrakinesis - Occultist
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠGothamite…
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“From my old dictionary it says, an involuntary physical reaction—bending, crouching, or shrinking away in fear, submission, or disgust. Is that what it means when you say it?”
" I think so ! That would be wise . "
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Alfred Pennyworth retweeted
Jun 12
Now who’s all coming to the party at Wayne manor tonight.
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