Jokes • Host of @FOTSpod •
Joined April 2011
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7 Apr 2014
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
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Pretty sure this cute lady working at the prosthetics factory was making eyes
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Can’t find the casing for my homemade brats- it’s the wurst-case scenario
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Steven W Skinner retweeted
31 Oct 2017
“Quit shouting at meeeeeee” - The Devil (at a Mötley Crüe concert)
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18 Sep 2022
My sticker guy said he’d be in touch but I’m still waiting for decal
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15 Oct 2013
A "cup of Joe" has a completely different meaning at the sperm bank
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What game always ends in a draw?
Pictionary!
like something out of a joke book that
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Steven W Skinner retweeted
28 Jul 2014
🎶 Bruno Venus! Bruno Mercury! Bruno Mars! Bruno Jupiter! / Secret powers oh so new / He is the one- Bruno Moon!
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I asked the internet for a plane ticket and the replies are sending me
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16 Sep 2024
Alanis Morissette REALLY upped the irony from black fly in your chardonnay to DEATH ROW PARDON two minutes too late
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They’re after me because I know where the bodies are buried (graveyards)
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Steven W Skinner retweeted
7 Aug 2015
Being a Navy officer is an admiralble career choice
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7 Mar 2014
Hangin' out at the Lincoln Memorial because I love chiseled Abes!
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