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Marphy Black @SlappyCromwell

aka Rex Fortune, Adventure Seeker. Let's go kick some civilian ass!

Joined December 2013
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Marphy Black@SlappyCromwell
26 Dec 2015
Merry Holidays, everyone! Celebrate the holiday spirit this with this festive video.
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URGENT TWEET: Did anyone about 30-ish years ago either send or receive a @SEGA Segagram using one of these "Duke Grams"? That email sitting in your AOL or Compuserve account may be the last hope of preserving these lost Duke Nukem 3D renders! #segagram #dukelore #damnyouregood
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I want to wish everyone a Happy Valenti- wait a minute, why is the camouflage pattern on Duke 3D's Pig Cop Tank the same as the one on the camo walls in Final Doom's Plutonia? You lied to me, @dukenukemgame @DOOM! You betrayed me! You used me! #dukelore #doomlore #Valentines
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I've received reports that Steam scammers are impersonating my profile and sending friend requests. If you ever need to verify it's really me, always check for Verne and Varginha Remastered Playtest. In other words, if it ain't got Mini-Me in Varginha, it ain't me (in Varginha).
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As a non-joke addendum, I don't send out friend requests on Steam out of the blue. Always be wary of such impersonation scams. #vernetroyer! #varginha
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Today, we all come together to celebrate a joyous occasion. That's right, today we celebrate the 10th anniversary of my pinned tweet, which is clearly the best there is, the best there was, and the best pinned tweet there ever will be. #merrychristmas #badmagic #polonia
Marphy Black@SlappyCromwell
26 Dec 2015
Merry Holidays, everyone! Celebrate the holiday spirit this with this festive video.
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I see all these people always talking about Half-Life 3, and yet no one talks about the fact that the Stalker concept art in the Half-Life 2 anniversary documentary is so heavily cropped. Why do you not want us to see, like, 80% of the beta Stalker, @valvesoftware? #halflife
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BEHIND THE SCENES INFO: I wrote this tweet one year ago intending it as a flippant response which coincided with the 2025 reprint of Raising the Bar that'd also include this Stalker artwork, making it timely. But RTB '25 is yet to appear. @valvesoftware, when is the bar raising?
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I wanted to assure everyone that the Ivan and Monkey picture is not lost media as it had always been safely preserved. Perhaps by viewing this image you may also be a part in ensuring its historical legacy for future generations. #halflife #gordonandamonkey
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YEARLY THANKSGIVING REDNECK RAMPAGE FU FACT: If you "Yeehaw!" in a barrel, you're rewarded with a whole 10 bonus health points instead of the normal 1! Be sure to use this elite tactic to give yourself the edge in your next Redneck Rampage multiplayer competition! #Thanksgiving
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On this day and no other, we celebrate the 25th anniversary of Ricochet, unleashed Nov. 14, 2000 with Counter-Strike. As its Steam page is wrong, I suggest finding a way of remembering Ricochet's correct birthday. It's easy for me since today is also my own birthday. #ricochet2
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Once again, Valve's deceit fools an unsuspecting populace: Ricochet's release date on Steam is false. Ricochet released November 14, 2000 in the retail disc version of Counter-Strike. But fear not, for I continue my 20 years vigilance against Valve's Ricochet lies! #ricochet2
LambdaGeneration@LambdaGen
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Today is November 1st. You know why it's an important day? Because 25 years ago the best Valve selling game Ricochet was released! Happy Birthday Ricochet, we could never forget about you <3
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Have no fear, people! I've heard your calls, and I want to assure the public that I've been gathering the evidence to create the call out post to end all call out posts! #hackfraudery #hackplagiary JFYI, if you ever see a good tweet, I'd say it's pretty safe to assume I wrote it
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After some consideration, I think I should apologize... Apologize for not posting even 'more' tweets stolen from me because I ran out of space the first time! Heyooo! #hackfraudery #hackplagiary #blinkingvideo
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Loxin@kiljuLoxin
5 Oct 2025
Replying to @SlappyCromwell
@SlappyCromwell i am number one record holder of rev problem speedrun. can i get a follow youtu.be/5A6tL42TL4o?si=gmcT…

The Revenant Problem - D2ALL - UV-Speed in 11:30.00

UPDATE: I beat my own record by 10 seconds. I did it while i was in...

youtube.com
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I searched and could only find 20 year old forum posts mentioning this, so here's the Return to Castle Wolfenstein "I need ammo!" reference in Sealab 2021. To any surviving show creators: See? One guy did recognize the reference. And I even remembered it too! Totally worth it!
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After years of searching, I finally refound my favorite 90s Half-Life fan art of all time! Sadly, I lost the artist's name literal decades ago, but what mere name can do justice to a masterpiece? Hey @valvesoftware, please cancel HLX and remake this picture. #halflife
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Good news, everyone! The artist has been identified! This piece was apparently commissioned a Half-Life fan out there and drawn by one "Karstens". web.archive.org/web/20020603… But now this begs the question: Who was that fan?
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Mega64
@mega64
15 Jul 2025
Today is the 20th anniversary of the original “WTF BOOM” meme getting uploaded to the internet. Many may not know this, but the explosion and laughter comes from our “Cold Fear” video we did for Ubisoft back in 2005. Thank you for keeping the legacy alive.
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20 years ago today, July 14, 2005, I created "Link finds a WTF" on @YTMND, later becoming better known today on the Internet after it took a life of its own as "WTF BOOM!". To commemorate this 20th anniversary, I've remastered my original WTF BOOM! YTMND in 4k. #ytmnd #wtfboom
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See the full quality WTF BOOM! 4k remaster on YouTube. Full credit to @mega64 and @stevemoustache for unwittingly becoming a part of this fad (as we called them back in the day). Also, I belatedly apologize for any blown out eardrums. #ytmnd #wtfboom #fad youtu.be/wrZqUBSo6XI

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