Been on the Internet for a while and still don't know how it works. Although it seems to be more broken than it used to be. I am not slated.com.

Joined June 2009
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9 Nov 2019
Bacon is the answer, now, what's the question? #BaconIsTheAnswer
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9 Nov 2019
Every once in a while I log on and see that someone has messaged me, asking about obtaining my twitter handle. #FirstWorldProblems
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14 May 2019
#virginmobile broken/no outbound calls. And yet price goes up in line with RPI. #FirstWorldProblems
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14 May 2019
Thought I'd tweet as I'd updated my profile for the first time in 10 years.
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18 Jun 2018
Be a hero, help #SaveYourInternet from the #CensorshipMachine: #DeleteArt13 of the #Copyright in the DSM Directive on 20 June! @AxelVossMdEP
Nick Dunkley retweeted
Yesterday: "Looking forward to a lie-in tomorrow!" Today: Wide awake by 6am
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14 Oct 2016

Our bloodied bride resting between takes on Hellbride, now available on Amazon Prime FREE to subscribers! #horror
10 Sep 2016
I lost the Game :(
Nick Dunkley retweeted
We've just sent an #IPBill briefing to members of the House of Lords before they debate on Monday. Read it here: dontspyonus.org.uk/blog/2016…

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1 Apr 2016
A friend of mine wants to run his own farm. I told him he'd need to work from the ground up.
30 Dec 2015
Boxing Day Raspberry Pi Giveaway pi-supply.com/giveaways/boxi… via @PiSupply #PiSupply

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16 Sep 2015

We are giving away a limited edition @QueenWillRock turntable! #vinylwillrockyou Retweet & Follow to play.
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12 Mar 2015
Goodbye Mr Pratchett. You are missed.
31 Dec 2014
My two year old was hiding under the table. When asked why he said: "I like my privacy."
23 Dec 2014
My 2 year old said "Oh no! I broke the internet!" Automatic connections to Wifi - 1, 2 year old - confused
27 Aug 2014
My 2 year old just said "I like him" whilst watching "White Wine in the Sun" by @timminchin
6 Aug 2014
Traffic today was caused by a relay of tractors.
21 Jul 2014
Still wondering if anyone actually reads this feed who mistakes it for slated.com