The Assistance Fund now holds 45M hyperliquid:native worth $2,615,446,179.

BREAKING: $HYPE FLIPS $SOL IN PRICE

BREAKING: @HyperliquidX FLIPS @solana IN STAKING MARKET CAP - PER @StakingRewards DATA SOURCE: stakingrewards.com/assets/pr…

Coinbase Q1 earnings are in Coinbase: $394m loss Hyperliquid: $192m profit Same business. 11 people vs 4,250 Hyperliquid

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?" "yes, Dave" "except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?" "that's correct, Dave" "and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?" "yes, Dave" "and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?" "you are correct, Dave" "and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?" "you got it, Dave" "and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry" "you are 100% correct, dave" jfc.

defi felt safer when timewonderland was handing out 1000000000000% apy

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

NEW: OIL PERPS CROSS $4 BILLION IN 24H VOLUME ON HYPERLIQUID - AS WTIOIL SURPASSES $2.6 BILLION AND BRENTOIL HITS $1.4 BILLION

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

🚨BREAKING: Hyperliquid now trades MORE oil, gold, and silver than crypto. Combined HIP-3 open interest surpassed $1.5 BILLION, an all-time high. The platform is processing more volume in tokenized commodities than digital assets. The 24/7 advantage is pulling volume from traditional exchanges.

the fuck do you know about haircuts

Hyperliquid makes more money than Coinbase.

$HYPE hits a new ATH against $ETH

axiom kids after they make .2 sol on a 60k topper

vibe check

Mitch coded Niggabutt event

BREAKING: HIGHEST S&P 500 CLOSE IN HISTORY

6 figs crypto guys : BMW, ig model girlfriend 7 figs crypto guys : Lambo, Dubai penthouse 8 figs crypto guys: