experiencing existence
Joined June 2013
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Everything wey fit happen for this life dey happen to blue tick accounts.
Jun 14
Everytime my cousin, Jason gets chastised by his parents, he calls the cops on them. He tells the cops that they want to end him on top small spanking o.
When he finished basic 6, his parents sent him to Nigeria for the first time to his maternal grandmother. After 2 months, Jason started crying and begging his parents to bring him back to Canada.😂
After much dialogue, Jason returned to Canada to his parents. Once he got to JSS3, he started his usual rebellious behavior.
This time around, they sent him back to Nigeria again and never looked back.
Jason is currently in a university here, studying engineering. 🤣🤣
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Governors Used to be Strong enough to challenge the FG. What Happened? Why is everyone so Pussy all of a Sudden? 🧐🤷🏽♂️
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She is like the american version of toyin abraham
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Jun 14
“nbl” “ngl” are two twins
nbl is the boy
ngl is the girl
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Oyibo man checking for resource rich areas, disguised as archeologist😭😭😭
Our survival instinct sucks😭
When you were only trying to open a 1x1 m test pit to verify an hypothesis, and you find a pavement that looks like nothing documented to date... Ile-Ife for you! Always calling for more!
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Jun 14
Mind you banks froze accounts of protesters during the END SARS protests.
I believe one day we will have a conversation on the complicit roles our banks are playing in the kidnapping for ransom industry
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Jun 14
Nigerians will wake up one day and terrorists will be broadcast live from Aso Villa.
Just one day!
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This is our problem, we expect everyone to turn into content creators once they get a little bit of publicity
So he suppose open Tiktok account carry ring light dey do live?
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Person never chop turkey in weeks, you dey tell am say foreign reserve don triple because of Shigidi.
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While we are all angry at the IMF and World Bank for being the Primary drivers of the Current Cost of living Crisis in Nigeria.
Do well to remember that the IMF and World Bank are American Institutions and all American Institutions exist to make your Life miserable
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They tell us that we are unable to govern ourselves but they deliberately and tirelessly work behind the scenes to make the country ungovernable.
A simple Socialist Revolution will end all this madness and I'll be here waiting for my people to wake up.
JUST IN: 🇳🇬 IMF has told the Nigerian government to impose fuel and telecom taxes on Nigerians, to increase government revenue.
Nigeria is currently the number 1 country with the lowest quality of life.
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Jun 14
Africa will never grow until we boycott these neo-colonial institutions like IMF.
JUST IN: 🇳🇬 IMF has told the Nigerian government to impose fuel and telecom taxes on Nigerians, to increase government revenue.
Nigeria is currently the number 1 country with the lowest quality of life.
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I think the slowest brain can now see the puppet strings.
Jun 14
BREAKING NEWS: IMF asks Federal Government to impose fuel and telecom taxes in Nigeria as part of broader measures to increase government revenue
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Jun 14
"Is it the CIA that told your govt to tax their citizens?"
"CIA 😂😂😂"
Dead brains walking🤡
JUST IN: 🇳🇬 IMF has told the Nigerian government to impose fuel and telecom taxes on Nigerians, to increase government revenue.
Nigeria is currently the number 1 country with the lowest quality of life.
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Jun 13
performative pressure. you think say elon musk na valking??
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Jun 12
The reason a lot of you don’t see anything wrong in one person hoarding large sums of money while people slave away and die of hunger is because you aspire to be like that also. Unfortunately, you are more likely to walk on water than to be a trillionaire.
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Jun 13
you can go off the radar, get sober, move in silence, quit alcohol and even stop masturbation, yet still make zero progress in life.
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Jun 13
The power of Islam. It wipes away history and identity.
I just realised I haven’t heard of any Hausa gods. There’s sango, obatala, amadioha etc
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