your local dumbass

Joined December 2015
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Lives were changed.
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I want to take a few weeks off of work and just travel the states. What do I have to lose.
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the LAnd
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9 year-old justin herbert literally predicted his future
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It’ll officially make a year of fundraising come May, but I’m proud of where our community has got us. @StJudePLAYLIVE has completely changed my perspective on everything in the best way possible. Thanks for everything 🥳
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2018 Vs 2026 😔
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All I have been thinking about is apex. Apex is so back!
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My dad is the funniest person i have ever met. I’m in tears!
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Hey meta, how do I get better at golf 🏌️
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USA 🇺🇸
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Hey siri, play Breathe by Pink Floyd
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Focus on the people who are there, not the empty chairs.
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How TikTok got me feeling atm
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Fine I guess I’ll just stare at the wall while tiktok fixes itself.
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storm’s coming
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Being at @CES every year is always a blast, but it’s even better when you get to spend the nights after the event with some great friends you met through the gaming community! #CES2026
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