Smacky Jables. I’m a big deal. I get the hunnies verified. Find me getting bottle service at E11even or Little Sister.
Joined June 2023
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Smacky Jables retweeted
Average meal I have in the UK vs the average meal I have in America 🇺🇸
My life has been changed forever.
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Name me a country that’s hosted a World Cup that has done more to make visitors feel:
- Happy
- Appreciated
- Welcome
- Proud
- Loved
I’ll wait… 🇺🇸
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Smacky Jables retweeted
it feels like all these underdog soccer teams have leveled the playing field thanks to access to things like claude grok and chatgbt
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Jun 15
Hate watching Curaçao is incredible
1st successful hate watch of the World Cup in the books, HOLD DAT Curacao!!
You lot ain’t even getting a point let alone a win 🤣🇯🇲
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Jun 15
The Tartans are gonna drink that city dry
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Jun 14
Anudder snooty, shit-eatin Brit with an all time wretched take
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Jun 12
My wife’s book club watching me stumble back into the house after watching the World Cup with a group of Scottish tourists
6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Jun 11
Great promo for Toy Story tonight having the Knicks come back while Taylor Swift was there, oh yeah remind me what network the game was on too?
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Jun 11
Get a load of this clown
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Jun 10
I’m sending a generational run over the next several weeks by TYL
The British are in shambles that Europeans are learning this week that America is superior to the UK (England, Ireland, Scotland, and Whales) in every conceivable way
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Jun 10
If I go to Germany and tweet about how awesome it is will I go viral like the Germans in USA right now or is it a one way street?
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Jun 10
“African referee of the year” is the fakest award I’ve ever seen
Jun 9
🇩🇪🇺🇸 Why isn’t Germany showing the same reaction it did in Qatar?
🇺🇿 Uzbekistan are being searched with dogs and shouted at,
🇸🇳 Senegal are being subjected to excessive searches as well,
🇸🇴 2025 African Referee of the Year has been denied entry.
Where are you, Germany?🤔
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Jun 10
3 year letterman shtick might find a new life with all the Europeans coming over
Is that the app your grandfather used to surrender at Yorktown
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Jun 9
These Europeans documenting their experiences in Chicago and Atlanta have found an easy hack. Admiring American culture pays off.
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Jun 9
I have nipples Greg; could you milk me?
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Jun 8
Jeffrey Epstein will not be attending the Knicks vs. Spurs game at Madison Square Garden tonight.
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Jun 9
I was told it was going to be a cacophony of boos. What happened? @BaileyCarlin
President Trump is in attendance for Game 3 in New York.
He's the first sitting U.S. President to attend an NBA Finals game.
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Jun 8
Who tf cares if he’s not a Great Dane. Cute ass dog
Netflix has unveiled a first look at Scooby in Netflix’s live-action #ScoobyDoo series.
The show is set to premiere in 2027.
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