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16 Mar 2022
management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?
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a good reminder to us all that you don't need to be perfect, sometimes it's ok to be terrible
a Rhinox toy from American chain Checkers and its regional variant Rally's. (2000)
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honestly kinda weak stanley cup this year. i dunno just didn't have the usual energy. like congrats to the canes and all but kind of a snooze
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sommelier carries the $3 million mario to my table and allows me to inspect the label. i nod and the sommelier smashes the box open and brings the cartridge to my lips, offering me the first blow on the pin connectors. "yes, this will be fine" i say, tucking into my lean cuisine
A copy of Super Mario Bros. just sold at auction for a record-breaking $3 million, making it the most expensive video game of all time. bit.ly/3Smeqyf
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manny has access to a realm of napping positions that you can never comprehend
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looks like they're aiming to beat the rangers/orioles 30-3 blowout in 2007 this season
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ALT A graphic with the text “Final” and the final score Rockies 23, A’s 9. A picture of Jonah Heim in the background.
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there's this weird kneejerk defense of the ufc arena on the whitehouse lawn from conservatives i keep seeing that's like "well biden had a pride party there" so the solution to too much gay is watching sweaty underpants men hitting each other?
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in all honesty, this would be sick as hell if it wasn't put on by a dictionary definition fascist administration. bread and circuses baybee
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"greetings farm enjoyers and wifes, i am the ricketts. pete the ricketts. human senator from the american state of nebraskaiah. please notice the denim jeans i am comfortable wearing in this situation because i am also having poverty. this is my earth friend, melting guy fieri"
Jun 12
BREAKING: Two most unlikable people in America hold campaign rally together.
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i think if one good thing comes out of the world cup it's going to be that more people are aware that lawrence kansas whips ass. like 3 or 4 really good used book stores, really good food, chill ass bar vibes. great place
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texas stop dumping your child rapists here deal with your own shit
Jun 11
“Adam Hoffman—an admitted child molester—is a registered sex offender in Nebraska but doesn’t have to register in Texas because Ken Paxton gave him an Epstein-style sweetheart deal. He put the well-being of pedophiles over the safety of Texas children." 😡 chron.com/politics/article/a…
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my wife trying to reach a coffee mug from the second shelf while using a shoebox as a stepstool
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i didn't help her because she is a strong, independent lady and also it's funny because she's short
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i might not be a shower or a grower, but i assure you, it is there
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fuck it's the nordics. get your asses back to the pleiades space honkeys
Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.
What the literal hell is this?
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it's little moments like this that make me feel hopeful. no matter how many bombs you drop, you can't kill joy or love or kindness, you're just making those things feel so much more important and vital
Jun 12
One of the attendees of our kindergarten graduation had great moves!
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The Hasan School had a kindergarten graduation of 35 little ones and thanks to your support, these kids had a full year of education. A big thank you to Miss Warda who handled our kindergarten class.
Dancing and fun was the energy of the day of the graduation and yummy treats were distributed to all those celebrating. The Sameer Project prays for more moments of celebration, after all the hardship that families in Gaza have experienced.
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Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 retweeted
Islamophobia is wild cuz the only time I’ve ever heard of a gay person actually being thrown off a roof is when Peter Thiel suicided his twink boy-toy 🤷🏻♂️
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