šŸ’, Mother. LFC. The colour red in a world of black and white. TU rep. Queen who states facts and Szoboszlai enthusiast.

Joined March 2022
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A short story about a rapist sympathiser. Shame on you Catherine.
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The tartan army are on tour, I see 🤣
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Can someone please explain to me why, when he has the full run of our 50ft x 12ft back garden, my dog seems to take great pleasure in dropping every log directly under the washing line???
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Hiya @Alissonbecker wtf?
🚨 Alisson Becker: ā€œI’m 100%. Missing games for Liverpool was part of the plan to make sure I was ready for the World Cupā€
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You think that’s them making merriment? That’s them jet lagged pal, hold onto your hat!
In the dead of night the Scots arrived at the Airbnb across the street. Decked out and playing the pipes at 6:30 am. So it begins…
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I’d consider it on five numbers tbqfhwy
Be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today ??
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youtube.com/shorts/5f2vyAXC_… The World Cup to me is like the King of the Ring of football. Not that fussed, but it can be entertaining and fills the gap between Wrestlemania (the league), the Royal Rumble (the CL) and SummerSlam (the FA Cup) The Euros are Money In The Bank.
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SmartCaz retweeted
Best comment I've read today... The riots are basically Clare's Law on Tour
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Him indoors has just had a letter through the post from the NHS asking him to make sure his address is correct. I have *some* questions.
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Oh hello, fifth chest infection this year 😫
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Thanks for everything, you absolute star
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God I miss these days. Look how absolutely elated those faces are.
Following on from the TikTok trend of ā€œSugar Sugarā€, here’s my version šŸ˜‚
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Hope you all remember when I broke this… šŸ‘€
Iraola wants Nunez back? Can’t wait for Twitter to explode if this happens.
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I have an irrational dislike of one of the school mums and she has a Welsh accent and it’s absolutely ruined Road Rage by Catatonia for me 🤬
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Doing five washloads worth of ironing whilst playing this absolutely banging playlist btw. 8 yo might be permanently scarred by my rousing rendition of Brimful of Asha.
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Washing crew assemble! One load out, one load in, one waiting and I’m so happy 🄰 me telling you all I’m in my mid forties without telling you 🤣🤣🤣 @lfc_arrow @LaCaroRosso @cantremembertherest it’s been so long!
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SmartCaz retweeted
"I want to become one more of you." ✊
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Gonna celebrate with a cheddar so strong, it makes my sensitive tooth wince šŸ§€
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