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Smarties @Smarties
Joined June 2009
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Smarties@Smarties
25 Feb 2025
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Smarties@Smarties
18 Feb 2025
normalize cutting off your family because they don't support your candy habit
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Smarties@Smarties
17 Feb 2025
the "bestie are you ok?" comments have got to stop this is just who i am
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Smarties@Smarties
16 Feb 2025
if you don’t save the pink smarties for last, are you really doing it right?
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Smarties@Smarties
15 Feb 2025
me before valentine's day: i need candy for valentine's day me after valentine's day: i might as well buy candy since it's on sale
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Smarties@Smarties
14 Feb 2025
is it even valentine’s day if you’re not eating candy?
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Smarties@Smarties
13 Feb 2025
my besties deserve the world, but candy will have to do for now
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Smarties@Smarties
12 Feb 2025
it's not doom scrolling if it's your job
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Smarties@Smarties
11 Feb 2025
love hearts? more like love FARTS
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Smarties@Smarties
10 Feb 2025
love hearts: because “text me” looks cuter on a candy than on your phone
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Smarties@Smarties
9 Feb 2025
love hearts > pepperoni
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Smarties@Smarties
8 Feb 2025
fun fact: the first valentine was probably delivered with smarties (don’t fact-check this)
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Smarties@Smarties
7 Feb 2025
if words are hard, let love hearts do the talking
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Smarties@Smarties
6 Feb 2025
you can’t eat a greeting card, but you can eat love hearts
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Smarties@Smarties
5 Feb 2025
when pookie buys you high end jewelry for valentine's day
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Smarties@Smarties
5 Feb 2025
a roll of smarties is like 15 valentines in one it’s called efficiency
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Smarties@Smarties
4 Feb 2025
smarties are perfect, but love hearts? love hearts are 🕯️romantic🕯️
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Smarties@Smarties
3 Feb 2025
the secret to a perfect valentine’s day? candy. lots and lots of candy.
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Smarties@Smarties
2 Feb 2025
every roll of love hearts is basically a tiny valentine. and yes, they’re all for you
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Smarties@Smarties
1 Feb 2025
smarties are for snacking, love hearts are for confessing…
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