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Michael retweeted
16 Sep 2024
you called?
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Michael retweeted
7 Sep 2024
As a fantasy football punishment my friend has to stay at a bar that opens at 6 AM and doesn’t close until 2 AM
For every drink he has during his stay, 30 minutes gets taken off the total time he can leave.
Stay tuned for live updates throughout the day
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Michael retweeted
17 Aug 2024
What if you dug a hole straight through the Earth and jumped in?
[📹 cleoabram]
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Michael retweeted
17 Aug 2024
I'm a grown man and I would lose my shit over this
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Michael retweeted
3 Aug 2024
What do you think of this
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Michael retweeted
29 Jul 2024
Shaq and Simone Biles. ❤️
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Michael retweeted
28 Jul 2024
I have read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius more than 6 times.
But these are the 17 lessons of his that gave me chills.
Read them carefully ↓
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Michael retweeted
22 Jul 2024
thinking about daenerys before they gave her a dyson air wrap and purple toner again 💘
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Michael retweeted
8 Jul 2024
I just laughed so hard I cried
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Michael retweeted
29 Jun 2024
––an analysis of everything daenerys targaryen witnesses in the house of the undying & the visions and prophecies the undying give her about her future in A CLASH OF KINGS, Dany IV (1999)
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Michael retweeted
28 Jun 2024
The sword you choose says a lot about you—what’s your pick?
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Michael retweeted
18 Jun 2024
all that botox making their faces look unusual 😭x.com/copiumx/status/1802933…
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Michael retweeted
14 Jun 2024
Shape of this kenworth super truck
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Michael retweeted
14 Jun 2024
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Michael retweeted
12 Jun 2024
Tesla has introduced a Model Y air mattress for $225.
"Its three-inch, high-density foam filling creates a soft landing pad, and its waterproof polyester exterior is durable and smooth to the touch. The mattress quickly inflates with the included air pump."
Buy: shop.tesla.com/product/model…
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Michael retweeted
19 May 2024
I visited Las Catalinas this week.
It’s a one of a kind development in Costa Rica where they built a walkable community.
No cars enter the development.
It’s beachfront with amazing views throughout.
It creates a kid friendly environment.
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Michael retweeted
18 Apr 2024
Alright, you guys forced me to update this.
Now we're up to 113 health systems ranked by revenue. Keep em coming 🙂
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