I'm in the business of winning magic games, and business is booming. #pardeetime || email: smdster314@gmail.com
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May 4
What I’m learning is that you should play neither Straight Storm nor Gay Storm at a PT under any circumstances
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May 1
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve had a bird poop on me while I was indoors, I’d have 10 cents…
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May 1
What is the most recent pro tour that was won with a common non-token creature involved in an attack? (Or conceded to a common that could probably attack next turn)
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Apr 30
What would win in a fight?
54%
Human-sized House Cat
46%
Human-sized Brown Bear
70 votes • Final results
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Apr 25
How many distinct Steam Vents archetypes will they list at this PT metagame breakdown?
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Apr 4
Matt Nass hands me a “decklist” on his phone and then spends the next 5 minutes doing Groucho Marx eyebrows at me expecting me to clap like a trained seal.
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Feb 9
The second most humiliated I’ve ever seen Drake be at a Super Bowl…
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Jan 13
Very cool project!
Jan 13
The Next Level Magic Forever Kickstarter is now live!
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Jan 5
This just dropped in the Lorwyn stream and I’m terrified for what this will do to cEDH.
Some people will argue that this means “run more removal” but in a format where the stack matters so much I can see this card doing so much harm.
Genuinely think THIS CARD IS A MISTAKE
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Sam Pardee retweeted
Sorry, bud. Shorts and hoodie has an unmatched pedigree.
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22 Feb 2025
@MatthewLNass, taking off his sweatpants to reveal gym shorts underneath. “Now I’m ready to play”
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31 Dec 2025
My top 5 movies I saw this year (newish):
1. Sinners
2. The Long Walk
3. One Battle After Another
4. Black Bag
5. Friendship
Full list here, I’d say my recommendation cutoff is around A WORKING MAN.
boxd.it/ChiFe
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31 Dec 2025
My 5 favorite TV seasons from this year:
1. The Rehearsal Season 2 (maybe my favorite TV season of all time)
2. Pluribus S1
3. Severance S2
4. Andor S2
5. Peacemaker S2
HM: The Chair Company S1
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31 Dec 2025
As the year winds down I’ll post some of my favorite things, starting with my top 5 games from 2025.
1. Blue Prince
2. Silksong
3. Expedition 33
4. Lies of P: Overture
5. Hades 2
HMs: Pipistrello, Despelote, Donkey Kong Bananza, Lumines Arise, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor
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27 Dec 2025
galaxy.fun/articles/february…
We’re running tournaments in Galaxy now! Check it out!
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8 Dec 2025
My magic rules hot take is that they should remove slow play cautions and give warnings immediately.
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Sam Pardee retweeted
1 Nov 2025
You don’t know ball
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