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shannon πŸ€ @Smeanz

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shannon πŸ€@Smeanz
27 Feb 2014
I aspire to be half the woman that my dog is.
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This is gonna be the summer I kidnap a pigeon off the street.
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Universal Orlando is not allowed to get rid of the ET ride because every 10 years, I need to breathe in the fake tree warehouse musk and sob when animatronics welcome me home.
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Normalize reappearing periodically to tell everyone you saw THE DEAD MILKMEN this weekend.
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If you complete a bucket list item, does that bring you closer to death?
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That’s not very Wang Chung of you.
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This place sucks
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WHAT A TIME to be back on the Twitter
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I’m sry, was that Depeche Mode, organ-style?
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Either way, I WILL be crying tonight
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BAAAAASEBALL
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Helloooo
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The feminine urge to permanently relocate to New Orleans and return to the swamps
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THE Crow?!
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No nvm. I’ve been under a rock. Are we generally against this?
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I look like an exhausted mom but without kids. When did this happen
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I think I’m gonna start tweetering again
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ALT Andy Bernard The Office GIF
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No yeah, I’m fine. I didn’t even choose to be born yet I’m expected to have a job, but I’m fine.
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I love you, Dave Grohl.
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