If you shit yourself ironically you've still shit yourself
Joined April 2018
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Jan 25
Little sausage, the only thing you had to do was beat a 38 year old guy. You just lost the biggest paycheck of your life. You were going to get rich if you won. Justin, all I can say is congratulations… and I’d like to tell you to get ready, but you’re screwed no matter what.
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Jun 15
HAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN ILLY TOPYURO
HAAAASSSS ANYONE SEEN KHVICHA KVARTSHEKELIA
HAAASSS ANYONE SEEN FLORENTINO PEREZ
HAAAASSSS ANYONE SEEN GIORGINA UZCATEGUI
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Jun 15
He finally pulled it together and started jabbing and working in transition and once he took the centre of the octagon he mashed his face up this is insane
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Apr 11
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Viktor Gyokeres says a dry pitch "didn't help" Arsenal with their chances today ⚽️❌
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Jan 25
A completely washed Gaethje just battered Paddy Pimblett. Tears of joy in my eyes. It's never over.
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Jan 18
This may be the greatest moment in football history.
Jan 18
I have never seen anything like the ending of this AFCON final. What is happening?
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Jan 18
I have never seen anything like the ending of this AFCON final. What is happening?
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22 Dec 2025
I've never seen anything outside of like Evangelion have this motion
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Set up all done for the yearly Xmas cuckathon I'm hosting. Today, the lucky guy is @Willbutreal!
My man, your girl is about to ascend today!
Lineup:
3PM : @Zesrii
6PM : @SmeshJitsuOnly
6:05PM : @MattyH_12
6:30 - 7:30PM : Dr Pepper challenge
7:30PM - 11:30PM : Zoom with Himbo
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7 Dec 2025
If you're a fight site subscriber in the early 2020s waiting in line to say Yan is the most skilled fighter you've ever seen STAY IN LINE
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Merab Dvalishvili has faced a selection of the not just the division's, but the UFC's best fighters and coaches.
He has overcome them all.
I wrote (loads) on the topic of gameplanning versus Merab and the disrespect with which he treats said gameplans
open.substack.com/pub/ogaddm…
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4 Dec 2025
When she slips her hand down your pants and you suddenly remember when you were posting about the can't lose parlay
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