New novel The River out now. Wrote #indyref novel The Mile. Will still accept deportation. On BlueSky, same name. Come on over.
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May 7
If you fancy reminiscing about Scotland from the 1950s to about 2017, just when things really started to go tits-up, you could do worse than read my 2nd novel, The River, available from all good bookshops, the baldy taxdodger etc. and also here: intocreative.co.uk/shop/into…
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Jun 11
SPOTTED in Times Square this morning:
A brutal depiction of Elon Musk and Grok’s child p*rn problems ahead of the SpaceX IPO tomorrow.
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Jun 11
Any good WC wallcharts available? Or is it all done on apps these days?
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Jun 10
Good context here on the riots in Belfast
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Fuck off. Some folk actually enjoy driving.
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May 29
Weirdly, despite our involvement, I don't think I've ever been less excited about an impending World Cup.
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May 29
100% certain this is the only time my name will be mentioned in Scottish Field.
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May 29
Review of The River on that TikTok thing. Pointed out to me by the young team. Ta.
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May 26
If we’re divvying up the booty I’ll take the pencil sharpener if nobody else wants it.
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May 26
The paperback of my new-ish novel The River is currently half price on Baldemort's website. amazon.co.uk/River-Craig-Smi… - pls leave a review if you buy it, tightwads.
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May 26
When the dust settles on this dismal episode, support for independence will remain at around 50% and the usual suspects will still fail to grasp that indy ≠ SNP. Wank yerselves into a coma lads 👍
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May 17
Anyway, console yerselves with the fact that the board have been vindicated, will spend fuck all, and Celtic will be pumped out of the Champion’s League by a team of plumbers.
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May 17
You know what would have stopped Celtic winning the title yesterday? Hearts doing more in the 90 minutes. They didn’t. Quit with the desperate conspiracy nonsense.
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May 14
This is how France have just announced their World Cup squad. 🇫🇷⭐️⭐️
THIS IS CINEMA. 🎦
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May 7
The only positive for Labour today is that we won't be able to say "look at the state of Wales" anymore.
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May 7
Given the state of the world at the moment, this book is more vital than ever. Just re-read it for the third time. “We must cultivate our garden” is about the only path to sanity left.
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May 7
Until Scotland is a normal country, where we can vote for the best candidates to represent us, we're stuck voting for the least worst. And it's a pretty fucking crowded field.
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May 7
Anyway, prepare for headlines tomorrow claiming Reform are "the real winners" etc.
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May 7
Also a wave of unprecedented levels of naivety from "Scottish" Labour as they declare that this drubbing was just what they needed and the great leap forward is now just around the corner, once they've rebuilt and patched up the flag.
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