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This is not conventional advice but it's for ambitious/career women currently making their bread. Take this from a brother - there's a strain of men you should discern against. I call them the "trophy wife hunters" They won't like this tweet but I'll explain.

women who are married to/dating green flag men, where & how did you meet them & how long till you realised they’re green flags?

Jumping from being an only child to having a bunch of kids yourself is like stepping into an alternate universe where silence is mythical. You're used to your own company, maybe the occasional deep dive into your thoughts, and suddenly, it's non-stop chatter, squabbles over toys, or the endless "Mom! Mom! Mom!" Siblings are a whole different ball game. They're like these little beings constantly in each other's orbits, talking, poking, sharing secrets one minute, and the next minute, they're sworn enemies, only to make up two minutes later. It's a whirlwind. And for someone who grew up without that constant buzz, it can feel like you've stepped into a live sitcom without any script. You know, amidst the madness, there's magic too. These little people are forming bonds that'll outlast any childhood spat. They're learning from each other, growing together. Sure, it's loud, messy, and sometimes downright exhausting, but it's also full of life and love in a way that nothing else really is. YES, while the non-stop sibling chatter and drama might have you longing for the quiet days of being an only child, there's something undeniably special about watching your own kids build their sibling world. It's chaotic, it's loud, and it's probably eating up all your patience, but it's also incredibly heartwarming. And hey, no one ever said raising a mini tribe would be easy, but the payoffs? The laughter, the hugs, the "they're so cute when they're asleep" moments? Totally worth it. Hang in there!!

On September 19, 1991, while hiking in the Ötztal Valley in the Austrian Alps, German hikers Erika and Helmut Simon stumbled upon what they initially thought was the body of a recently deceased mountain climber. However, it turned out that this was a remarkably preserved mummy, later named Ötzi, which had been encased in ice for over 5,300 years. The mummy was surrounded by various artifacts, including a bow and a quiver containing arrows, a copper-bladed axe, a flint dagger with a wicker sheath, birch wood vessels lined with maple leaves, remnants of a backpack, a leather pouch holding small items, and clothing and shoes made from fur and leather, among other minor items. Researchers analyzing Ötzi concluded that he likely met a violent end due to an arrowhead found lodged in his left shoulder and other injuries on his body, suggesting he was the victim of murder.

Someone once said “ask a man to describe his perfect woman and watch him describe a slave” I’ll never forget. Yall mfs disgust me

I am at a point where I do not want to spend a single moment of my life doing things I don’t enjoy or with people that don’t enjoy me. I want every single moment of my life to be enjoyable.

They want a 50/50 career woman , who works 8-5, pays half the bills, comes home to cook and clean and do pornstar tricks evry night , giving birth, taking care of the kids while maintaining the personality and body of a 20yr old. And don’t forget to respect him as the leader.

Give me more "I started doing things when I was 40" stories from women.

Just a friendly reminder that everything will happen when it’s supposed to happen. It’s got nothing to do with you not doing enough.. timing is everything.

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And when you pray tonight..pray for the new season. May this new season bring blessings and restoration. Whatever that was lost must be restored and multiplied. Let your life be a testimony of God’s power, love, mercy and grace.

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