titillating, scintillating, often morbid tweets

Joined April 2009
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Jacob Collier covers Legends of the Vegas Strip
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very specific jazz joke
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Seeing the White House as a kid felt special. Now it feels like when I see a Bojangles
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non-gmo alcoholism
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Salesforce tower in SF is one of the worst skyscrapers fr, why would you do that to us
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Tucker Carlson must be thrilled that nicotine pouches are being advertised on the White House lawn
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I buy 75% of my merch from people I don’t even like
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I don’t need social media to tell me where black people live in America. I can see them
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It is amazing and inspiring when a senior citizen can ruin and implode your entire society ❤️
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maybe instead of worrying about fossil fuel you should worry about apostle fuel!
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genocide by side
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lab-grown foot fetish
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Some people just say non-thoughts with absolutely no meaning or relevancy
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It is time to talk about how much these Mexican storms are costing this country. I don’t know El Niño, everyone knows I’m only concerned with La Niña when it comes to oceans, water, and islands, specifically. Don Quixote has ruined his country and his ocean with hideous windmills
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