having a time. I spent 6 months in America and I'm basing my whole personality around it | 29
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Usually I say shit like there's too many couples outside. But lately not so much. Everyone has broken up
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met two friends on separate occasions today. I can never tell them that my subtweet of them about how they exercise too much in lieu of living went viral
Jun 8
bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise
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Jun 11
It's so much easier for me to learn things now that I'm no longer on the clock to finish a PhD. When that's supposed to be the safe period to try yourself out. Does academia always feel like this or is this a me problem
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Jun 11
I was looking at google maps randomly and I found this pedestrian-traversable highway interchange in Finland. Wow
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Jun 8
bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise
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Jun 8
Educate yourself, find more friends, and empathize with more people. That's the only universal life advice I would give. This is how you become cool
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Jun 3
The continent contains hundreds of millions of relatable people and they're all running right in your direction
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Jun 2
Your malicious optimism is ruining a lot of shit. You're hurting a lot of people man
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Jun 2
evopsych be like I've been evolving for millions of years with books and quills around me and that's why I write and read now
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May 29
Yeah he constantly scans all your communication with him for ways to get back at you later but otherwise he's a great guy
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May 27
haha. I'm only with you because you are better than others. Never use self-deprecation around me. Stop
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