Faith, Family, Freedom! My wife is the Bomb! Patriot who shares a little humor, old jokes, satire. John 14:6 My bride’s ministry.. abbacharitiesinc.com

Joined January 2021
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Just want to thank each and everyone of you that follow me. I enjoy trying to give y’all a laugh. A few things about me. 1. Love Jesus, first and foremost 🙏🏻 2. Love my family ❤️ 3. I share all kinds of old jokes, memes, satire, etc 4. If I can make one person laugh on a post, my goal has been reached 5. Big Skynyrd fan Thank you all for sharing a laugh or 2 with me!
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 retweeted
A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, "Free to good home, you want it you take it." For three days, the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were rather skeptical about such a good deal, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridge for sale, $50." The next day, someone stole it.
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Mr. Grillmaster himself!
NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Clean Up From The Trashing of City. Sunday-Wednesday. Manhattan.
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Hey, our team won the title…let’s destroy the city! Stupid!
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People didn’t get offended so easily 🤣 Your Momma’s teeth so big, she looks like Mr. Ed
What’s your greatest memory about the 1970s or 80s? If you lived it of course.
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Seriously, I am cracking up on folks mad that Elon is a trillionaire…does it bother you…doesn’t me at all!
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Duh 🤣😂🤣😂
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Funny 🤣😂😎
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Looking Glass…Brandy ❤️ There's a port on a western bay And it serves a hundred ships a day Lonely sailors pass the time away And talk about their homes And there's a girl in this harbor town And she works layin' whiskey down They say, "Brandy, fetch another round" She serves them whiskey and wine The sailors say, "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (You're a fine girl) What a good wife you would be (Such a fine girl) Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 retweeted
MEMPHIS LOTTERY WINNER ARRESTED They say money can't buy happiness, but apparently it can rent six donkeys, twelve mariachi musicians, and enough public embarrassment to get yourself arrested. Police say 44-year-old Memphis resident Ricardo "Rico" Martinez was taken into custody Tuesday after allegedly spending part of his recent $18 million Tennessee Lottery jackpot on what authorities described as "an aggressively creative revenge campaign." According to investigators, Martinez became upset after his longtime girlfriend, Isabella Ramirez, dumped him just weeks after his lottery win and reportedly told friends, "I was tired of him before he was rich." That statement apparently hit Rico harder than a pothole on Poplar Avenue. Determined to prove he was thriving without her, Rico allegedly paid over $15,000 to hire a traveling mariachi group, a petting-zoo donkey rental company, and a man dressed as a giant gold bar to follow Isabella around Memphis for nearly two weeks. Witnesses reported seeing the unusual parade outside grocery stores, nail salons, gas stations, and even a doctor's office waiting room. The musicians repeatedly performed customized songs including: “If You Liked It Then You Should've Married It" “All About The Benjamins" “Shoulda Stayed For The Jackpot" And a crowd favorite titled "Guess Who's Eating Ribeyes Every Night?" The donkeys reportedly wore custom blankets embroidered with the phrase: "THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR BOAT PAYMENT." The final straw came Monday morning when Isabella arrived for work in East Memphis and was greeted by the full parade, a portable smoke machine, and the giant gold bar character throwing fake hundred-dollar bills into the air while shouting, "FINANCIAL UPDATE! FINANCIAL UPDATE!" Traffic backed up for nearly three blocks as confused drivers slowed down to determine whether they were witnessing a parade, a campaign rally, or some kind of tax audit. When officers questioned Martinez, he reportedly defended himself by saying: "I wasn't harassing anybody. I was simply providing visual evidence that poor decisions have consequences." He was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, creating a public disturbance, and operating what police described as "the pettiest parade in Shelby County history." At last report, the donkeys had been released without charges and are said to be cooperating fully with investigators Cliff Messer
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Fast Times…Phoebe 😍🤣😂
In your opinion? What's... Hmm 🤔?¿
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 retweeted
Boomer/Gen X Did These 5 Things Growing Up That Would Probably Make Gen Z Kids Cry 🤣 1. Used pay phones 2. Rented Videos 3. Recorded songs off of radio 4. Used encyclopedias for assignments 5. Changed TV channels without a remote Add to list 🤣
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Hey @elonmusk, you have to stop doing so well for yourself. It’s causing meltdown after meltdown…PLEASE STOP!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 retweeted
So, apparently it’s only appropriate to say, “Look at you! You’ve gotten so big!” to children… Women tend to get offended 😳🤣
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Carol Burnett Show 🤣
Which sitcom still makes you laugh no matter how many times you've seen it?
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