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sockates retweeted
Jan 14
‘MARTY SUPREME’ originally ended with Kevin O’Leary’s character turning into a vampire
The ending would’ve had Timothee Chalamet‘s Marty, now in his 50s & in old age makeup, taking his granddaughter to a concert only for O’Leary bite him as a vampire
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sockates retweeted
How many more cycles trapped in Samsara do you get for asking Grok to do this
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Jan 2
“hi please buy stupidname dumb tagline. it has ai!”
we’re done with techslop it’s 2026
Introducing Pickle 1, the first soul computer.
Order batch 1 today at pickle.com
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sockates retweeted
9 Dec 2025
Timothée Chalamet says he’s given “top-of-the-line performances” these “last seven or eight years”
“I don’t want people to take it for granted. I don’t want to take it for granted. This is really some top-level shit”
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sockates retweeted
5 Dec 2025
Water your tree.
ALT A burning skeleton emerges from a Christmas tree. The flames begin to envelop the home. The skeleton looks directly at you and says: Water your Christmas tree. A dry Christmas tree burns faster than newspaper.
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sockates retweeted
27 Nov 2025
This nigga thinks Obama is Spider-Man
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26 Nov 2025
hey genius i’m pretty sure these are actually the hands of the dead. how do you like that ha ha
25 Nov 2025
Show me your hands. Soft. Clean. Unused. These are the hands of the dead
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sockates retweeted
29 Sep 2025
how is it even legal to sell this as a 64 gigabyte phone
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20 Sep 2025
this is homie's halloween costume. its so gross and in such bad taste that i had to censor it. honestly this doesnt help anyone its so nasty and just frankly obscene. i hope he doesnt enter next year this really was a screw up. #itemLabelUnendingNightmare
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19 Sep 2025
i still haven’t figured it out
18 Sep 2025
how do i make a banner
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sockates retweeted
13 Sep 2025
I’m playing dinosaur 🦕 with my son
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13 Aug 2025
has anyone heard of this tierlisty.com game? it's the best thing since sliced bread
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