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Joined February 2017
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I wanna see a #LittleShopOfHorrors remake with @jackantonoff as Seymour and @taylorswift13 as Audrey.
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X marks this incredibly dumb name change.
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The World Cup is currently being hosted by a country that imprisons LGBTQ people for being themselves. It’s being hosted in a country that hired migrant workers to work in 120 degree heat, killing thousands of them, to build their billion dollar stadiums. 1/2
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It’s also organized by an organization, FIFA, who doesn’t care about any of that. But hey, who needs civil rights and human lives when you can have sports 2/2
I hope @rhettmc is going to be okay after all them #ShotsShotsShots #GoodMythicalEvening
“I don’t subscribe to victim mentality” - @defnoodles
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Reminder that we are doing this tomorrow to celebrate Vaxis' arrival. We hope you join us on twitch.tv/claudiopsanchez - 12pm EST

Our Times Square Acoustic Performance will be live-streamed exclusively on Twitch on Friday, June 24 from Rough Trade NYC! @NikNocturnal will be our host for the afternoon. The main event starts at 12pm ET at twitch.tv/claudiopsanchez
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Russia is prepping to invade Ukraine and all Tucker Carlson is worried about is how the lady M&M’s will no longer give him a boner because they’ll no longer wear high heels and boots. What a time to be alive.
Yukon Cornelius retweeted
Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck. Here's what's inside: youtu.be/JnGXTk57rOU
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25 Nov 2021
LIVE NOW! @unboxtherapy 🙌 Watch: youtu.be/6-5VjWh-Y0I Join in: #FREEiPhone13 😎 RT! 🔁
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Firsts are always special. Our first product. Our first launch event. The first real chance for us to show the world what Nothing is about. #SoundOfChange arrives on 27 July. nothing.tech #ear1
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I’m in the running to win the new @Nothing ear (1) thanks to @unboxtherapy! Tune in to the Launch Event on 27 July! nothing.tech #ear1 #SoundOfChange

Pi is a new digital currency developed by Stanford PhDs, with over 10 million members worldwide. To claim your Pi, follow this link minepi.com/SomeCallMeTom and use my username (SomeCallMeTom) as your invitation code.
Finally got my @Coheed Coffee. I must say, this is a smooth cup of joe. Seriously, it is 100% worth the price. #OneAmongTheFence #CoheedAndCambria #ILoveCoffee #ILoveJava
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#100FREEiPhone12 come on! I want that phone. Y'all!
Yukon Cornelius retweeted
In only 1.5 hour’s time #100FREEiPhone12 LIVE Event happening at this link - youtu.be/zhg7PUv9XlY Retweet this tweet or the hashtag #100FREEiPhone12 starting now. 💯💯💯
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Coming to America fall of 2020. Election Night, directed by M. Night Shyamalan What a twist! @MNightShyamalan
Trump is a worse loser than the reaper from Bill and Ted.