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5 Nov 2019
I told my students to write "excuse me"
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10 Aug 2019
From 24 miles per day to using this walker to get to bathroom. I’m on my way back. Gonna rebuild with patience and equanimity.
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4 Jul 2019
Still want a tesla.
Buy my bath water.
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30 May 2019
Sorry for the hot take but Peppa pig is a little bitch.
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14 May 2019
Giving this bad boy away, must RT and be following myself & @ScufGaming. Winner chosen 5/30!
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7 May 2019
I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10 because I need more Twitter clout ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)
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2 May 2019
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21 Apr 2019
I looked out my window this morning and witnessed two turkeys fucking. The male was stomping all over the woman turkey beforehand in what I believe to be some aggressive BDSM type shit and two other males were watching but they weren’t man turkey enough to get that turkey pussy.
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21 Apr 2019
I legit thought at first that the man turkey was killing the woman turkey. He was going hard. But the only thing getting murdered today was that woman turkey’s pussy.
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16 Apr 2019
Just a normal Minecraft video
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14 Apr 2019
You fucking idiots don’t even realize he also graduated at the top of the Navy Seals with over 500 confirmed kills. Even more impressive, he’s made out with his sister over 1000 times
14 Apr 2019
Re-read my statement. Your reply is a logical fail. I would know because I scored a 174 on the LSAT which got me into Northwestern Law after graduating with top honors from UC Berkeley. BTW...the LSAT is an exam in logic.
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6 Apr 2019
this video is not for the faint hearted
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2 Sep 2018
Condoms are for fucking pussies
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