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All the shit that's gonna go bad in the fridge fried rice (feat too good to go sausages)
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I am halfway thru my workday and my brain is mush and I have a headache I'm calling my mom to pick me up
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I've been informed I can't call my mom to pick me up because "it's not professional" and "you're 29 years old" life is unfair
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I just registered for Gourmet Clash #89 start.gg/Gourmetclash via @startgg
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I am sorry retweeted
Jun 14
Anyway let’s post the BETTER president
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Jun 12
Theres a YouTube video I made when I was 10 that just said rest in peace to my guinea pig with a slideshow and some asshole left a hate comment
Jun 11
there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler
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I am sorry retweeted
Jun 9
if my name was Nate i would tell people that it’s short for Baconator
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Jun 9
A girl on hinge said her *cat* battery died, obviously meaning car, so I said "oh that's so sad I didn't even know cats had that (fr sorry bout the car tho)" and then asked her a question and she has yet to respond. This is why I'm single.
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Jun 9
Don't mind my last tweet spoiling an announcement that never happened
Deltarune chapter 5?? Oot remake???
Mid direct with 2 heavy hitters
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Jun 9
I got a metric fuckton of fish super cheap from too good to go so I bought like 6 bucks worth of salmon bones and made stock. Using the fish tomorrow to make fish chowder!
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Jun 5
heres the actual one tho (i beat no one in column 2 and 3 its a smiley face)
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Got early access to smash 6
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